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I once asked Lily what she thought of oral sex. She said, "I love talking."
I asked Lily once what she thought of Roe vs Wade. She said, "I guess that's two ways to cross the river."
I don't wanna say that Lily has spewed a lot of venom on here...but let's just say it took her LESS than a year to build up immunity to iocain powder.
(= Lily's wonderful, and a more beautiful human being than maybe she realizes. Here's to you, my friend!  
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I once asked Lily what she thought of oral sex. She said, "I love talking."
I asked Lily once what she thought of Roe vs Wade. She said, "I guess that's two ways to cross the river."
I don't wanna say that Lily has spewed a lot of venom on here...but let's just say it took her LESS than a year to build up immunity to iocain powder.
(= Lily's wonderful, and a more beautiful human being than maybe she realizes. Here's to you, my friend!
 Love you babe...
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 i'll just keep quiet
...for now at least 
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The difference between Lily and the wicked witch is the mole..............
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i'll just keep quiet
...for now at least
Awe I miss you darlin'....and your wicked wicked ways..... |
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i'll just keep quiet
...for now at least
Awe I miss you darlin'....and your wicked wicked ways..... oh i know, i'm sure of this. i'm greatness. someone who you can argue with and somewhat have keep up with uhh..insult? ****...i'm tapped.. good luck with that. i can't force the **** |
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i'll just keep quiet
...for now at least
Awe I miss you darlin'....and your wicked wicked ways..... oh i know, i'm sure of this. i'm greatness. someone who you can argue with and somewhat have keep up with uhh..insult? ****...i'm tapped.. good luck with that. i can't force the **** keep up with??? Honey I surpass you every time.... |
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i'll just keep quiet
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Awe I miss you darlin'....and your wicked wicked ways..... oh i know, i'm sure of this. i'm greatness. someone who you can argue with and somewhat have keep up with uhh..insult? ****...i'm tapped.. good luck with that. i can't force the **** keep up with??? Honey I surpass you every time.... pfffffffftttt, you couldn't overtake a 90 year old in a rascal |
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pfffffffftttt, you couldn't overtake a 90 year old in a rascal I don't even know what that means, I'm only 34 not 85 like you.... 
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pfffffffftttt, you couldn't overtake a 90 year old in a rascal I don't even know what that means, I'm only 34 not 85 like you....
proof right there that you can't keep up a rascal is an old people scooter and i'm 25, geeze!!!!! eat poo and choke on it!! |
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The last time Lily saw a shlong it was giving her a ***** slap............and saying biotch WHERE'S MY MONEY
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pfffffffftttt, you couldn't overtake a 90 year old in a rascal I don't even know what that means, I'm only 34 not 85 like you....
proof right there that you can't keep up a rascal is an old people scooter and i'm 25, geeze!!!!! eat poo and choke on it!! Cronologically maybe... How would I know what a rascal is??? You obviously do.... |
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The last time Lily saw a shlong it was giving her a ***** slap............and saying biotch WHERE'S MY MONEY Sorry I don't hang in the same crowds you do sweetie.... |
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pfffffffftttt, you couldn't overtake a 90 year old in a rascal I don't even know what that means, I'm only 34 not 85 like you....
proof right there that you can't keep up a rascal is an old people scooter and i'm 25, geeze!!!!! eat poo and choke on it!! Cronologically maybe... How would I know what a rascal is??? You obviously do.... well you know, i like older women 
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well you know, i like older women
hey...
You're 25 and I'm 34 is that old enough????? I can lie to you if it's not... |
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aw, so you like me?
lily is so backwards that she likes toastedoranges, wtf is wrong with her???!??!?! |
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lily is a fibber
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The last time Lily saw a shlong it was giving her a ***** slap............and saying biotch WHERE'S MY MONEY Sorry I don't hang in the same crowds you do sweetie.... I know you dont thts why its so hard for you to relax and get a man............damn next time some has a roast make sure the person has a freakin sense of humor.................. |
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What in the Sam Hill is going on in here? I am just now seeing this thread....
I love Lily, she gives me great advice but resists when I give her the same right back! I had to Dr. Phil her cutiful azz.... Now let me at them there boobies!!!!! Did Duffy post in here? |
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