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 she's a nerd burglar..........wild woman wannabe who goes for the first shy guy she can find
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Lily, From the moment I sent my first email to you, I know it was pain at first sight. Being truthful to you is like walking on sharp razor blades...cause you just say the sweetest things. Our lust for one another knows no bounds, so who cares if we are brother and sister!    
In all fun babe, you know Goof wuvs you, and he always will. You are one of a kind, and it is an honor to be called your friend, and "extended crew". I love you too sugar pop.... 
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she's a nerd burglar..........wild woman wannabe who goes for the first shy guy she can find
which is hard because they are usually cowering behind thnigs when I walk in the room... |
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she's a nerd burglar..........wild woman wannabe who goes for the first shy guy she can find
which is hard because they are usually cowering behind thnigs when I walk in the room... (Peaking from behind the sofa) |
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Hey babe, I'd really like to get into your pants! I know, I know, one a**hole in there is enough.
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When I heard they were roasting lily I got the wood, gasoline, and matches. Darn.
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Hey babe, I'd really like to get into your pants! I know, I know, one a**hole in there is enough. ya and my balls are so much bigger than yours I don't think you'd fit...  
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When I heard they were roasting lily I got the wood, gasoline, and matches. Darn. that was good...
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I remember when lily first came on here. I did a walk thru joke in a thread which she misinterpreted. She emailed me every nasty filthy word she could think of. Its been fun ever since. Have a happy roast lily.
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lily apparently had a choice to go through life with either beauty or a winning personality...must've worked, cuz I reactivated just to post this
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I remember when lily first came on here. I did a walk thru joke in a thread which she misinterpreted. She emailed me every nasty filthy word she could think of. Its been fun ever since. Have a happy roast lily. We've come a long way baby.... I still don't always agree with you, but I do understand you more. 
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That's right Lily you keep that finger over your mouth. Nobody wants to hear you talk anyways.
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when she's roasted ring the dinner bell so I can eat
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lily apparently had a choice to go through life with either beauty or a winning personality...must've worked, cuz I reactivated just to post this hhmmm, which one do I have? |
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Too scared to roast Lily. I heard that she doesn't email you if she's mad, she actually comes through your computer and kicks your a$$!
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To Lily
Her dog is evidently an excellent judge of character! |
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That's right Lily you keep that finger over your mouth. Nobody wants to hear you talk anyways.
Sometimes I don't even want to hear me talk..
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Too scared to roast Lily. I heard that she doesn't email you if she's mad, she actually comes through your computer and kicks your a$$!
Damn straight... 
Awe, I was in such a bad mood last night, and this thread made it so much better.... Thanks everyone...      
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Seems I'm late for the roast, that's ok though, I'm not sure they make a pan big enough to roast all of her in anyway
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Seems I'm late for the roast, that's ok though, I'm not sure they make a pan big enough to roast all of her in anyway
Nope def. not a pan since those sit on a stove and not even one of my breast would fit into one of those.... |
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