Topic: Men VS women Jokes
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Sun 03/18/07 10:04 PM
Q: Why are men like blenders?
A: You need one but you're not quite sure why.
Q: Why is food better than a man?
A: You don't have to wait an hour for seconds.

Q: What's a man's idea of helping to make the bed?
A: He gets out..

Q: Why are men and parking spots similar?
A: The good ones are already taken and the ones left are handicapped.

Q: How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: ONE! men will screw anything.

Q: What do toilet seats, anniversaries and a clitoris have in common?
A: Men miss them all.

Q: How do you keep a man interested after marriage?
A: Wear perfume that smells like beer.

Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
A: She starts the sentance with "A man once told me..."

Q: Why did the woman cross the road?
A: That's not the point, what's she doing out of the kitchen?

Q: Did you hear about the guy who finally figured outwomen?
A: He died laughing before he could tell anybody.

Q: How many men does it take to change a toilet roll?
A: We don't know it has never happened.

Q: Why are there only snowmen and no snowomen?
A: Because only men are stupid enough to stand out in the snow all
Winter.

Q: Why don't men get Mad Cow disease?
A: Because men are pigs.

Q: Why are guys like lawn mowers?
A: They emit foul odors, are hard to get started, and do not last for
long.

Q: Why are men like laxatives?
A: They irritate the **** out of you.

Q: Why did God create man?
A: Because vibrators don't mow lawns.

Q: What are two reasons men don't mind their own business?
A: No mind-No business.

Q: Why is it hard for a women to find men who are sensitive, caring and
good looking?
A: Because those men already have boyfriends.

Q: How is a man like a snowstorm?
A: You never know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get or how
long it will last.

Q: Why are men given larger brains than dogs?
A: So they don't hump women's legs at ****tail parties.

Q: Why can't men get mad cow disease?
A: Because they're all pigs.

Q: What is the main difference between men and boys?
A: Men's toys cost more money


ADAM and Eve joke:

Adam and eve were in the Garden of Eden, and Eve had not been there long
and Adam was trying to get a grasp on the female thing, so he asked God
if they could have a talk. God replied, sure your my son and I love you
can ask me anything.
So Adam asked, God you have given me the beautiful flowers and the
sunset....But I look at Eve and she is so beautiful it takes my breath
away... Why God, did you make eve so beautiful? God replied, my son that
is easy, I made her that way so you would love her, Adam replied well,
it worked but I have another question... I touch the cool water and rub
the furry animals and they feel so good to me but I touch Eve and it is
so wonderful my heart almost stops... God, why did you make her that
way?

God replied well Adam that is easy I made her that way so you’d love
her...well Adam replied, it worked, I do, but God I have one more
question and I don't mean to question your wisdom or anything, but God
she is stupid, why did you make her stupid? God replied my son that is
easy I made her that way so she would love you.




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Mon 03/19/07 05:42 AM
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Mon 03/19/07 06:31 AM
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Mon 03/19/07 10:48 AM
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Mon 03/19/07 11:12 AM
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Mon 03/19/07 12:26 PM
Here is one for you!
After the woman gave birth to a baby, her doctor stood solemnly at her
bedside.

"I have something I must tell you about your baby.."

"What's wrong?" the alarmed mother asked.

"Your baby is a hermaphrodite."

"What's that?"

"It means your baby has both male and female parts."

"Oh my God!" the woman exclaimed. "You mean he has a penis and a
brain?"

Robert29's photo
Mon 03/19/07 01:52 PM
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
Its an unknown fact they would rather sit in the dark and complain about
it.

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Mon 03/19/07 03:19 PM
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Mon 03/19/07 03:22 PM
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ShadowEagle's photo
Mon 03/19/07 10:46 PM
After, God created the earth.. He then created man and then he started
to have second thoughts and he said to himself: " Damn, I could of done
better". So god created Woman.