Topic: Ugly Reject Room #2 - part 14 | |
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...I just threw on my BEST clothes to pull weeds.
Which probably means she isn't going to be pulling any weeds. |
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Watch your tail little man, it might get stuck between your legs.
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that's not my tail.
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Just started a pet me thread...lol
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is it a "pets that taste like chicken" thread?
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Nope....
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well... i'm all outta ideas, then.
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Finally......(((Ugh)))
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it's just too bad you didn't start a "has your pet seen you butt nekkid" thread. i'm sure there are lots of members here with those kinds of stories... particularly Liz.
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Those are the kinds of secrets that most of us care not to share...lmao
Wait till Im unleashed... |
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yeah. i can tell.
i can just imagine Liz's kitty wandering in on her in the buff- "bad kitty! you aren't supposed to be here!" *picks up kitty and gives light spanking* |
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****swats his head with her paw****
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better be careful when you do that...
liz might take you over her knee and give you a spankin'... |
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Why dont you just go home to ya masser.
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Why is it that when Im all out of cheetos the party is over...Damn...gotta go to the store
Cheetos Chocolate Wine Oil of Olay Kitty litter Popcorn Diaper Wipes (((for the car)))) Watermellon Straight jacket Hmmmmm....Im missing something I know it... |
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more alcohol? toilet paper????
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here's what you're missing-
a bottle of Jack Daniels a box of condoms a couple of porno mags hey... it worked for homer simpson... |
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i can see cuppy squirming in embarrassment when at the supermarket with her contraband...
"... price check on a box of "howitzer" brand condoms and three issues of 'titanically-hung dudes' magazine..." |
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