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| Topic: Ugly Reject Room #2 - part 14 | |
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absinthe will make you crazy AND a lady!
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Hi mayhem... How are you doing tonight?.... 
I'm doing good...thanks. how are you? |
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Hey,,,Mayhem...is that like a real tattoo...cause Im getting sick to my stomach...
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Got some of that absinthe straight out of Germany. Brought it home from when I went to Oktoberfest. Its nasty as all hell....and its not all it cracked up to be other than getting you really drunk really fast. ...although i do remember chasing yellow penguins through the woods that night...lol. There's a way to drink that rotgut. It's not like downing shots of tequila like Liz does. You gotta add a sugar cube to sweeten the stuff up a little bit, which will also change it's appearance so that it kinda looks like lemonade. In fact, they make these contraptions that you pour absinthe into that sorta filter through sugar cubes and into these weird-ass glasses made especially for absinthe. Yeah...by the time I started drinking it, I was well intoxicated. And we were adding sugar cubes to it, but it was still nasty. And Cuppy...its absolutely 100% real. |
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cuppy crazy ? insane some time's but never crazy !
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Hey,,,Mayhem...is that like a real tattoo...cause Im getting sick to my stomach...
How is it making you sick? |
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It looks like guts and stuff...or is it the crap I just drank...Moof...did you try that crap on me....Ill bust ya in the head...wait you might like that...
Grabs a spoon....here hit yourself 3 times and you will be forgiven... |
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nope. absinthe looks like a see-through green. adding the sugar cube will turn it into a cloudy green/yellow color, kinda like lemonade, but with a little more green in it. in fact, they call it 'the green fairy' because of all the green in it.
there's no guts or other crap in absinthe. you might have stumbled on another one of Liz's "stash" drinks, which is probably made of fermented offal from past boyfriends. 
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Well the bottom is of a Japanes Demon Beheader...and he is holding a severed head. And on the arm has a skull with blood pouring out of it. Not exsactly guts...but its def not PG...lol.
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it might also be a bottle of 'pruno' (prison hootch made from fermented fruits and other stuff) as well. liz has been known to partake in some of that stuff, too.
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and liz sure does love herself some pruno.
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Damn...I heard of the prison sh*t...I think they use the bread for the yeast or something.
 ...A while back my brother was making something in a big jar...it was god aweful...but when you are desperate then you do anything right..
Liz must have a cellar below the cellar...leave it to her to go deep....
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Edited by
moofooga
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Tue 08/19/08 01:22 PM
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...leave it to her to go deep....
You said it... I didn't.
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Damn...I heard of the prison sh*t...I think they use the bread for the yeast or something. ...A while back my brother was making something in a big jar...it was god aweful...but when you are desperate then you do anything right..
Liz must have a cellar below the cellar...leave it to her to go deep....
Let me just say....this is MY bar and I DO have my private stash. And NOONe goes in the door marked private w/o my permission. You guys have been quite ornery while I was away. My security camera caught it all on tape, lol. And moof, what's the pruno stuff about? I likes me some vodka and beer and coconut rum. Not all together of course .
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And some pruno, too! Mixed with some Absinthe, as well!
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And some pruno, too! Mixed with some Absinthe, as well! 
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I figured as much.
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how about I pruno you?????
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hopefully not behind that door marked "private".
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well, ya know the old country song??? No one knows what goes on behind closed doors?
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