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"Put all unhappiness aside, life is beautiful, be happy." What would you fortune cookie say? |
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Things can only get better from this point on.
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your help needed to release $3.7M in sequestered Nigerian funds
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Had one today said give it up it ain't going to happen
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http://www.astrohoroscopes.com/fun/fortunecookie.html
Go here for a random fortune 
Mine said: The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on 
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Whatever it is you're supposed to add "...in bed" at the end.
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Whatever it is you're supposed to add "...in bed" at the end.
pervert 
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"hang in there.......love is a message away"
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i love evrybody
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Mine would say....
" Confucious say...you are SO screwed " |
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this is what I thought I thought you'd need me..this is what I thought so think me naive
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Whatever it is you're supposed to add "...in bed" at the end.
or "on the toilet" - both guaranteed to make the fortune either hysterically funny or so accurate that it scares you! LOL! 
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Lol Actually just had a fortune cookie last weekend and it said I would be considering a move by the end of the year
 Does this mean I'm fixing to win the Lotto shshs guess I better start buying tickets huhh lmao
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"Hope you bought lotion, because you're going home alone tonight... again."
Funny thing is, the fortune cookie actually said that. 
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I've had EMPTY fortune cookies TWICE lately
 
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You just ate your cat!!!
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you won't go away hungry....
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Meow???
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Fluffy isnt coming home.....
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I wish mine would say..."You have found a Gypsi and she will grant your every wish!"
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