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      What is the funniest rumor you have ever heard about yourself?   
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      How rich I am. 
    
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      that i was a porn star.....come on  I am a nice jewish girl from encino ..... Just because I am adirtygirl that doesnt mean i do porn...... But if i did I already have my porn name picked out/ 
        
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      That I was a crackhead in high school  
    Freakin haters   
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        MirrorMirror
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        Thu 08/14/08 09:02 PM
       
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     that i was a porn star.....come on I am a nice jewish girl from encino ..... Just because I am adirtygirl that doesnt mean i do porn...... But if i did I already have my porn name picked out/       
  I thought you looked familiar  j/k  
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      Before I got married she heard that I had 3 kids in different states. Hell, I was only 21 then and only been with 2 before her. They didn't have any kids. Never did find out where that started from.
     
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     That I was a crackhead in high school   Freakin haters   
  
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     that i was a porn star.....come on I am a nice jewish girl from encino ..... Just because I am adirtygirl that doesnt mean i do porn...... But if i did I already have my porn name picked out/       
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     That I was a crackhead in high school   Freakin haters   
  
I mean I did do some drugs but never crack   
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      That I was married and had kids
     
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      That someone liked me!    
    
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      There was a recent rumor at work that I was sleeping with the boss and was now pregnant.  It didn't take long to get that one stopped because a) I can't get pregnant
 
  b) he's happily married and has a 2 wk old son c) his wife and I are really good friends. d) I'm not in any way a cheater!  | 
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      That I was a "people person"....  
    
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      taht i was dating angelina jolie 
    
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      I was out to conquer !!! nope !! I need to be conquered !! 
        
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      If there are any rumors about me....I haven't actually heard them...lol
     
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     that i was a porn star.....come on I am a nice jewish girl from encino ..... Just because I am adirtygirl that doesnt mean i do porn...... But if i did I already have my porn name picked out/       
  I thought you looked familiar  j/k  
by the way the video store called and said that when you returned the video you saw of me you switched it with gay porn....please give them my video back       
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      that i was doin 10-15 in canyon for puttin a cop in the hospital... 
    
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      The appliance repair man in my apt building told my neighbor that he knew me before I was married and had kids that I was a stripper at the local strip club.
 
  Funny part my town doesn't have a strip club and never did. Ha   
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      I walked into an establishment that I'd not been to in over a year, and all the old regulars were there and turned around and stared at me like they'd seen a ghost.  The rumor has gone around that I had died in a car wreck. It was another gal named Rose that used go in there now and then.   
    
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 What is the funniest rumor you have ever heard about yourself?
 
    
 
 Freakin haters 
 
    
 I thought you looked familiar
 j/k
 
    
 
    