They just called me! I got the job! I'm so fricking happy you have no idea!

W00t!W00t!

Gongradulations!

Yay, thanks Bear. I was so happy when I got the call.
Marge doesn't know yet so I'm totally gonna freak her out.

So what is the new gig?

I'll be a cashier, stockgirl at the Canadian Tire in town here (it's like a hardware, automotive, hunting gear store). It's not the best but it's better than where I am currently. And it's 40 hours a week and I need that bad

Cool. Maybe I'll buy me some snow tires from you. LOL

Anytime man, anytime

Don't know what I'd use them for, but I've always wanted a set.

You could always road trip up here in January just to piss about with em.

There's an idea. In January, I might have to put them on half way there.

Good point....Hmm, maybe we could just keep ya up here Kidnapping Americans

Too damn cold for me to stay up there any length of time. I'm used to my short winters where the coldest it gets 25F, and that only happens a couple days a year.

hey we how to keep warm up here, ya know

CongratuF*ckingLations on the job hun...That's freaking sweet...my other job fell through. It turned out to be one of those pyramid schemes. Stupid assh*les....anyways, I'm hungry.

she is so stoked!!! you should have seen her face writing her resignation letter for her "chicken hell" job......GLOWING!!

Thanks Dan!
I'll never forget that woman's face. I'll tell you how it went:

Mel: "Yadda yadda yadda, tortillas, yadda yadda, garbage in the front, yadda yadda, I'm a cow."

Me: "I already discussed this with our boss Mel."

Mel: "Sometimes I wonder if you even want this job."

Me : "Actually, I'm handing in my resignation. Would you like it now or should I put it in the safe for our boss?"

Mel : "Oh."

Then I smiled and worked my shift at Chicken Hell in glee, because after something really snotty she said afterwards I've decided to totally slack. Unlike me, but she is a cow.

Congrats again. Ain't quiting a job you hate the most satisfying experience?

f*ck yea. Congrats again for the wonderful transcript of what transpired...I feel like using gorgantuan words today, it's quite liberating...I have to go to physical therapy here in like an hour for my knee....have you ever noticed how if you take the word therapist and cut it down the middle (kinda) you get the rapist??? hmmm makes you wonder don't it......the therapist rapes your mind.....wow deep sh*t.....anywho, after p. therapy I have to start classes for my GED. fun sh*t...gotta run though, you all have a great day....Sara, I'm f*cking excited for you! Good Job!!!

Thanks Bear, Dan.
It was the most awesome feeling ever. And honestly, I'm thinking I won't even go back in. Stupid cow

Dan, therapists, rapists, you always leave feeling violated right? You're a smart fella