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If you were a talking doll........WHAT DO YOU MEAN IF?????.....I AM A TALKING DOLL
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nahhhhhhh, cause as soon as i get paid for making the doll i'm gonna skip town and build a shack in the woods where no one of athority will ever find me,and be that crazy hermit guy that scares the hell outta kids until i die. and late at night, if its clear out and the wind isnt blowing, you can hear my doll still exclaim: "put your mother's underwear on the dog!"
k, just choked on my coffee... 
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STFU
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"I'm gonna get cha, and then I'm gonna eat ya." in a sing song voice.
Although I think Erik'd doll wouldn't sell too much. Unless the parents really hate their kids. Really funny babe! |
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Theres no such thing as the stork,now let me really tell you how you were made
Your 32,why are you still living in your parents basement playin with dolls? |
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BARBIE CHEATS ON KEN, BARBIE CHEATS ON KEN
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BARBIE CHEATS ON KEN, BARBIE CHEATS ON KEN
Can you blame her? Check out GI Joe...prrrrow! 
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what is a phrase or two you might say? "Hi. I'm Chucky and I'm your friend to the end. Hi-dy-HO!" And I would come complete with kitchen knife to protect me from Ken...dude wants to rape me! 
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what is a phrase or two you might say? "Hi. I'm Chucky and I'm your friend to the end. Hi-dy-HO!" And I would come complete with kitchen knife to protect me from Ken...dude wants to rape me!
hey i gotta get some action somewhere,Barbie f*cked off with G.I.JOE.Now i wanna f*ck with the Chuck 
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 DOLL RAPE!
Who you gonna call? GHOSTBUSTERS! |
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"By the power of Greyskull!!!"
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"You should take a match and some kerosene...."
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Let's get drunk.
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"Porn is good for you"
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Do you have the fork?Now go over to the socket........
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Do you have the fork?Now go over to the socket........ Gotta get em to turn the switch first though |
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"If the dog gets a hold of me, their will be hell to pay"
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"Stop drooling on me, you little *&@$&^@$#@!"
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"George W. Bush is the Greatest President of all time!"
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Have you seen Toy Story.Well i aint nuthin like them motherf*cker
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