Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, "Don't do it!" He said, "Nobody loves me." I said, "God loves you. Do you believe in God?"

He said, "Yes." I said, "Are you a Christian or a Jew?" He said, "A Christian." I said, "Me, too! Protestant or Catholic?" He said, "Protestant." I said, "Me, too! What franchise?" He said, "Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?" He said, "Northern Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?"

He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region, or Northern Conservative Baptist Eastern Region?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region." I said, "Me, too!"

Northern Conservative†Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912." I said, "Die, heretic!" And I pushed him over.

That's about right

good one

I'm no "denomination."

I am a Christian like everyone else who acknowledges Christ's death & resurrection FOR repentance & the forgiveness of sins.

yup it is confirmed. I would push you off the bridge also

It is a joke laugh!!

Is anyone a Christian Protestant Northern Conservative Great Lakes Eastern Baptist region of 1879 in here? I have a question for you?

You say it's a joke, but that's only because you think it's funny.

You are probably right to! Oh what the hell I laugh alone

Human....thats my denomination.

my numerator is 1
and
my denominator is also 1

1/1 = 1

yayyyyyyyyy me!!!!!!!

push me over the bridge as long as it was to the river of life than i can be saved and live eternally

Im jewish...with a hint of Bhuddism and a splash of Zen for zest

What the hell is that! just joking! Good for you!

I wasn't demonized in my church, I don't know which one you go too.


By the way, I'm sending that joke to my mom.