I often in my room get phone calls from various numbers where no one will say anything, or I'll just get a dial tone when the machine picks up. Generally I ignore them, though they're annoying. Well one night recently I received a call from someone who claimed to be named Bryan, said he went to high school with me (don't remember a Bryan like that), and then mentioned about me being a porn addict, how he knew that I don't know, but he brought it up. Then the phone went silent on the other end and I hung up. Was a little weird, but sort of forgot about it after a while.

So fast forward to now (3:30 am), I'm laying in bed and the phone starts to ring. I let the machine get it, and it's this Bryan again. He says to call him back or something and then goodbye (sounding drunk as he said this). There was no number listed on my caller ID, just said private call. Needless to say I'm just a little bit unnerved by this right now.......

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your a porn addict

i know, we already knew he was male

don't say anything on your end of the phone, and creep them out for awhile. it works.

it's simple really.
have your best porn cued up for the next time he calls.

explains alot....

So don't even give him the satisfaction of picking up then basically?

no, pick up, but say nothing. it gets rid of prankers. they don't like anything spookier than them. they're cowards that like the upper hand, and will disappear when confronted with the likes of this....or the likes of me.....i phuckin hate bullies, and will go out of my way to give them a very hard time, or worse.

Sounds like you know what you're talking about. Thanks, I will try that the next time he calls.

Pick up, hang up...pick up, hang up...rinse, lather, repeat...eventually they will quit calling alltogether.

Porn addict? That like meth with boobies?

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...laughing hysterically....

Wow! So much compassion!

This kid just admitted to having a problem with porn and all you guys can do is laugh? Great job!

you obviously dont know the op....


he admitted this a few times previously... and only belittled our advice when offered..

this is not a coming out thread... more of a look at me thread...

2 things, first off where did I belittle any advice given? Second, this was not a look at me thread, I more or less needed a place to vent I suppose you could say, and this was as a good a place as any.

Very true words from the wise daydreamer.