This is for my twins

EVERY TOY YOU BREAK
Sing to the tune of The Police's "Every Breath You Take"


Every toy you break
Every mess you make
Every bug you bake
Every cold you fake
Santa's watchin' you
Every cat you kick
Every nose you pick
Every floor you lick
If you bathe too quick
Santa's watchin' you
Oh, kid get wise
Can't shake Santa's spies
His surveillance guys
They beat the FBI's
Every loog you spit
Every friend you hit
Every class you ditch
Every fit you pitch
Santa's watchin' you
Santa's coming, there's just so much he'll take
So you had better be good for goodness sake
If you get stiffed on the toys that's your mistake
He sees you sleeping and knows when you're awake
So I beg you, wear pajamas please!

You NUT JOB!!! You finally cut loose and this is your offering!!!
Hey, elderbeast!!! How's by you!??? #1 Fan

I am OK how are you I finally got a break from kids and work

OMG,, I sat here and sang the song,, So Loving it,,

I am awesomely fine!!! Merci beaucoup!! Good to see you are back in the swing!!

Sorry, but if I EVER hafta sing that song to one of my all-time FAVE toys....just friggin' SHOOT ME, k?

Let it be known...that favorite "TOY" of mine is...

SILLY PUTTY!

I guess the ankle is working fine now