Topic: 99 words for boobs Peccy pay attention
robert1652's photo
Tue 07/29/08 10:18 PM

Jugs and orbs and darts and gourds
Elmer Fudds and bouncing Buddhas
Sweater stretchers, lung protectors
Beach umbrellas, frost detectors
Scooby Snacks and snake-eyes dice
Jell-o molds and high-beam lights
Every day I probably use
99 words for boobs

Humpty Dumplings, Hardy Boys
Double lattes, Ode to Joys
Hooters, shooters, physics tutors
Bobbsey Twins and bald commuters
Double-WMD's
MRE's and PFD's
Snow-white dwarfs, Picasso cubes
99 words for boobs

Gerber servers, holy grails
Whoopee cushions, humpback whales
Flying saucers, traffic stoppers
Super Big Gulps, Double Whoppers
Pillows, billows, Don DeLillos
Soft-serve cones and armadillos
Pimped-out hubcaps, inner tubes
99 words for boobs

Midget earmuffs, warming globes
Strobes and probes and frontal lobes
Knockers, honkers, knicker bonkers
Smurfs and Screaming Yellow Zonkers
Tannin' cannons, Mister Bigs
Big bad wolves and Porky Pigs
Jogging partners, saline noobs
99 words for boobs

Two-point jumpers, Bambi's Thumpers
Rubber baby buggy bumpers
Rutabagas, Chi Omegas
Schwag the showgirls show in Vegas
Congo bongos, bowling pins
Fast-pitch softballs, siamese twins
Your claims I'm breast-obsessed are true
We're quite a pair 'cause I'm a boob too

crazysillygirl's photo
Tue 07/29/08 10:20 PM
i didnt find that humerous at all!!!!huh

FaithfulOne78's photo
Tue 07/29/08 10:21 PM
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LAMom's photo
Tue 07/29/08 10:22 PM
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robert1652's photo
Tue 07/29/08 10:23 PM
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FaithfulOne78's photo
Tue 07/29/08 10:24 PM

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flowerforyou (((Robert)))flowerforyou smooched Heya sweet:heart: !!

robert1652's photo
Tue 07/29/08 10:24 PM

i didnt find that humerous at all!!!!huh

As it happens it is under creative writing and not funny jokesflowerforyou

flobots's photo
Tue 07/29/08 10:42 PM
That was extremely creative although I doubt you thought it up, that had to have taken a team of scientists, or maybe just some rappers!!!

robert1652's photo
Tue 07/29/08 10:46 PM
Edited by robert1652 on Tue 07/29/08 10:47 PM

That was extremely creative although I doubt you thought it up, that had to have taken a team of scientists, or maybe just some rappers!!!

well sunshine there is a lot more words where they came from the ones not mentioned Bazoonkas, twins peaks to name but two

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Tue 07/29/08 10:49 PM
Intriguing how this thread has 93 VIEWS...but, only 9 posts....laugh

Dare I ask how the "99" will be tallied? blushing

robert1652's photo
Tue 07/29/08 10:55 PM

Intriguing how this thread has 93 VIEWS...but, only 9 posts....laugh

Dare I ask how the "99" will be tallied? blushing

People like to read and absorb don't you know?

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Tue 07/29/08 11:00 PM
Edited by SilverJoy on Tue 07/29/08 11:01 PM

People like to read and absorb don't you know?


Sure I know...cause I just read, absorbed and wanted to know how the stats were tallied, like any informed reader/absorber would ask, eh?

Oh wait...this thread is about boobies...who CARES....carry on, right! laugh

d4tc's photo
Tue 07/29/08 11:29 PM
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I call these tata's.


Very Creative! :tongue:

robert1652's photo
Tue 07/29/08 11:32 PM


People like to read and absorb don't you know?


Sure I know...cause I just read, absorbed and wanted to know how the stats were tallied, like any informed reader/absorber would ask, eh?

Oh wait...this thread is about boobies...who CARES....carry on, right! laugh
113 readers obviously counted
for the ones who missed one or two then I added the two . You all got your monies worth . If not satisfied ask for your money back from the managementflowerforyou

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Tue 07/29/08 11:47 PM

113 readers obviously counted
for the ones who missed one or two then I added the two . You all got your monies worth . If not satisfied ask for your money back from the managementflowerforyou


Are you NUTS? No WAY! I ain't turning my ticket in for a refund YET...

*anxiously awaits for CREATIVITY to waltz thru the door* :wink:

*adjusts BOOBER corsage appropriately* laugh

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Wed 07/30/08 01:38 PM
WAY TOO FUNNYlaugh laugh