when I was 13 I was trying to show off on gymnastic bars and when I got
on the pole walk I fell,and the pole slamed between the
legs.........................ouch....do u have an ouch story?

I gave birth !!!!!!!!

lol.....that is an ouch story 10 fold

did both...fell on the pole and gave birth. OUCH does not describe it!

lmao

when i was around 19 or so, i literally flew into a treestump, diving
for a pass while playing football..fortunately, when i looked up the
stump was about 6 inches from my face, and splat...hit it head on, had i
had my head tilted slightly higher, it would have pushed my nose into
the brain..as it was i hit it straight on

they're very unforgiving...lucky for me i was too hammered to really
notice at the tome...lol

i have several but ill just relate the latest one, i work with horses so
one day last march i was leading this yearling and he started acting up
and reared up over me and kicked me in the face and then i went down
unconscious and then he trampled on me and i was out so i dont even
remember what happened everyone else told me so i went to hosp with
fractured cheek and was out of work for a while lots of bruises but im
still workin with horses so im either stupid or love the hell out of
horses

most recent OUCH story for me happened last Sept. I slammed into the
metal bed frame (the part that attaches to a head board) and gashed open
my leg. Had to have 15 stitches, then it got infected, then an ulcer
developed. It took 4 months for that silly thing to heal. All the Dr's
and nurses kept saying in the ER was Lady, you have a hole in your leg.
Well dah...no sh**, just fix it!

good lord burg,but u r still with us,so that is good news.

OMG burg...that sounds awful

I had made some homemade granola bars and I was cutting them with my
"Norman Bates" knife. The pan slipped and the knife went completely
through my hand....in one side, out the other. I've fallen and given
birth, this was the worst. But at least the paramedics that came were
absoutely gorgeous!

AMEN to good looking paramedics.

ya, it is..kind of funny as i recall it though..as i said i was pretty
wasted, so it didn't hurt, and it was a straight break, so the nose
isn't crooked..still have the scar though, almost 30 years later..while
i waiting for my sis in law to get the car started, i was eating (or
trying to, anyway) eat a sandwich, blood everywhere..lol

Preach it, sister!!

u r hilarious cat...........that would hurt for sure cheery

I cut my toe off.

hit a hole while riding my bike when i was a kid.Seeds,,meet goose
nick!yeoch!!

When I was 3 and still in diapers my 4 older brothers decided to play
with matches, well there was a gas pump that was used for tractors and
of course when pumping fuel ya get some that leaks out sometimes well we
was all kinda near it and the oldest struck a match and whoosh flames 1
brother got his toe burnt 2 got nothing 1 got his back burned alittle
and I got 95% of my body with 1st 2nd and 3rd degree burns. and the only
scar I have is on my elbow