Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along
a country road one evening when an ancient cow
loomed in front of the car. The driver tried to avoid it
but couldn't - the aged bovine was struck and killed.

Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and
explain to the owners what had happened. She
stayed in the car making phone calls to lobbyists

About an hour later the driver staggered back to the
car with his clothes in disarray. He was holding a
half-empty bottle of expensive wine in one hand,
a rare, huge Cuban cigar in the other, and was
smiling happily, smeared with lipstick.

"What happened to you," asked Hillary?

"Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the
cigar, his wife gave me the wine, and their beautiful
twin daughters made mad passionate love to me."

"OMG, what did you tell them?" asked Hillary.

The driver replied, "I just stepped inside the door and
said, I'm Hillary Clinton's driver and I've just killed the
old cow. The rest happened so fast I couldn't stop it."

that is to funny

Right On!

TOO GOOD. BIG belly laugh

OMG i love that it is great made my day lmfao

laughing soooo hard, i'm crying

Who's going to tell Bill?

I don't think Bill will mind, LMAO. That was too funny.

That is so funny. Thanks for the laugh

FUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYY!!!!

r u shure bovine is a cow? i thought it was a pig.