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Last night I left my office late. Stopped by my favorite watering hole for a few beers and grabbed some baked ziti to go. I got home had some ziti and garlic toast and some broccoli with cheese. I washed it down with a few glasses of white zinfandel. I went to bed and when I woke up this morning I discovered someone had broke in my house and came in my bedroom and squatted over my head and took a dump right in my mouth cause my breath tastes like shlt this morning!
Good morning my friends !!!! ![]() |
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Any corn left or did you eat it all
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omg man,,,,,nice morning thought,,drink some coffe an geta mix,,,,,,,,,lol
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DO THE WORDS: " POTTY MOUTH " COME TO MIND???
![]() JUST BRUSH YOUR TEETH, AND GET OVER IT ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Good morning
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Please tell me youre not a sh**head?!
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Mr MBD....it's a zackley attack again..
![]() (when your mouth tastes zackley like ****) |
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im sorry, should i have not done that? :) lol
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