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Topic: net surfing
BLAKJAQ's photo
Wed 03/07/07 07:02 PM
Ok, so I was on a different site, and things got a little to much for
me. As I am relatively new to this, 3 months and counting, I hope to
find some cool new friends here.

no photo
Wed 03/07/07 07:09 PM
You came to the right place. I have dabbled in 37,892 of these sites,
and this is the best one. Lots of good people here, lots of good
writers and poets and joke tellers, and if you ever need advice, you
will have no trouble getting it here! Jump into the forums and get
yourself known....

CATBW56's photo
Wed 03/07/07 07:09 PM
Hey, just stick around, read and post in the forums, get to know
everybody and most of all have fun. Welcome to JSH.

BLAKJAQ's photo
Wed 03/07/07 07:21 PM
Thank you both. And might I add, wow, that's a lot of sites.LOL

no photo
Wed 03/07/07 07:24 PM
Well, most of them turned out to be pretty pointless. I mean,
dateasloth.com ? Hardly worth setting up an account.

BLAKJAQ's photo
Wed 03/07/07 07:25 PM
datesloth.com, sounds kinda "slow" maybe that's where I need to be, lol.

no photo
Wed 03/07/07 07:27 PM
It's a pay site, though, and then they make you hang upside down in a
tree. REALLY hard to use the mouse like that.

BLAKJAQ's photo
Wed 03/07/07 07:31 PM
But if I strap my laptop to me, I might be able to handle it.
Might not make much sense after about 5 min., but might be fun, never
know, lol

no photo
Wed 03/07/07 07:35 PM
Just seems like a lot of trouble to meet a slow, smelly, not-so-bright
animal. If that was all I wanted, I would have stayed married.

DANE1973's photo
Wed 03/07/07 07:40 PM
I thought you were married to a Llamma Lex.laugh

BLAKJAQ's photo
Wed 03/07/07 07:40 PM
Ok, so that sounds so familiar. Guess, I need to move faster than a
sloth after all. Enjoyed to banter, thanx. Hey, no sites with fleet
footed gazelles?

no photo
Wed 03/07/07 07:41 PM
That was later on, sometimes it's hard to remember the exact order!

BLAKJAQ's photo
Wed 03/07/07 07:42 PM
Don't llamas spit? No, wait, that's camels. Still smelly though.

no photo
Wed 03/07/07 07:43 PM
I don't know about gazelles, I try to never get involved with anybody
who can run faster than me.

BLAKJAQ's photo
Wed 03/07/07 07:44 PM
Yeah, that might work, I will balance my laptop on one of the camel's
humps while I sit(hopefully not falling) atop the other.
There a site just for me, lol. camelspit.com.

DANE1973's photo
Wed 03/07/07 07:46 PM
laugh laugh laugh Lmao@ camelspit.com you're going to fit in well
here.Welcome to JSH.

BLAKJAQ's photo
Wed 03/07/07 07:47 PM
Gotcha, dude, I dont run, I train. Non stop, anymore. Have a lot of
free time on my hands since the big "D". But a camel is just about my
speed I think.

no photo
Wed 03/07/07 07:48 PM
And don't forget their sister site, dromedary.gov. Probably from Egypt.

BLAKJAQ's photo
Wed 03/07/07 07:49 PM
Thank you sir. I hope so. The camel thing, Ima gonna look into that
more closely, lol. Not too close, they do spit.LOl

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Wed 03/07/07 07:50 PM
Only because they really don't like the taste of that nicotine gum.

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