Topic: net surfing
BLAKJAQ's photo
Wed 03/07/07 07:51 PM
lmao, sir. A sister site, really? I wonder what their wireless let up
is like? Otherwise, that's one heck of a cable.

no photo
Wed 03/07/07 07:53 PM
It's all done via Martian satellite.

BLAKJAQ's photo
Wed 03/07/07 07:54 PM
Neither do I, but I don't spit. lol

BLAKJAQ's photo
Wed 03/07/07 07:56 PM
Firstly, thank you Dane, I hope so. Now as to that marian satallite
thingy. You have some proof, I will just bet. See I was thinkin, it
was a system of relay camels.

no photo
Wed 03/07/07 07:56 PM
I think you're going to do just fine here. You're very quick and
versatile! I should warn you, though, not everybody on the site talks
about llamas and sloths all the time.

no photo
Wed 03/07/07 07:58 PM
Tha Martian Camels are the most dangerous kind. They can store 43
pounds of red dust in their humps. Why they would want to do that, I
have no idea, but, hey, it's an option.

DANE1973's photo
Wed 03/07/07 07:59 PM
No, see the Camels actually came from Mars.

BLAKJAQ's photo
Wed 03/07/07 07:59 PM
I hope I can hold my own. And I am aware, that camels, llamas and
sloths only intrigue certain persons, lol. Now, esplain the satallite
thingy. I am on pins and needles.

DANE1973's photo
Wed 03/07/07 08:00 PM
I should also warn you there are some real weirdos here. Like this one
guy named Dane.

BLAKJAQ's photo
Wed 03/07/07 08:01 PM
So, it IS the red dust that is a transmitter. But that doesn't explain
the spitting? I thought maybe there was an electromagnetic conductor in
all that gunk. Not just the fact that Nicorette can send out it's own
signals.

no photo
Wed 03/07/07 08:02 PM
Dane, seriously, I wish there were more like you here.

no photo
Wed 03/07/07 08:03 PM
The spitting is like a camel sign language, depending on which way they
spit and how many times and whether they hit the mayor or not.

BLAKJAQ's photo
Wed 03/07/07 08:03 PM
But a sense of humor isn't weird at all. Now, someone hanging upside
down with a laptop strapped to them while using wireless camel upload
system is a bit odd, lol

SadieJ's photo
Wed 03/07/07 08:04 PM
Hey BlakJaq..What we use to tell people that called 911 with martian
rays...Just cover your windows with tin-foil but make sure it's shiney
side out...Probably would work for camel spit too!!!

no photo
Wed 03/07/07 08:05 PM
The exigencies of the day. Did you know Eskimoes used to build their
igloos upside down until 1947?

BLAKJAQ's photo
Wed 03/07/07 08:06 PM
OHHH, I thought it was only sign language if another camel was nearby
and they decided to spit in tandam. I mean, really, all that red dust
in their humps must make them, well salivate continuously and they have
to maintain the uplink, right?

BLAKJAQ's photo
Wed 03/07/07 08:08 PM
Thanks Sadie, I bet your right. Shiny side out huh? Ok

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Wed 03/07/07 08:09 PM
Their tails are actually transmitters -- I don't even want to get into
the DNA sequencing that led to THAT arrangement, suffice it to say that
there is a lot more cytosine than you would ever see in a normal camel
tail!

BLAKJAQ's photo
Wed 03/07/07 08:09 PM
ok, why did they build them upside down, I give

no photo
Wed 03/07/07 08:10 PM
To fool the polar bears.