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An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra. "Can I have 6 tablets, cut into quarters please?" "I can cut them for you," said the pharmacist, "but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection." "I am 96," said the old man. "I don't want an erection. I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers |
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Now, why didn't I think of that?
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