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Topic: Dealing with Doctors Today
uk1971 Joined Tue 04/10/07 Posts: 22015	Wed 07/09/08 04:33 PM
Get yourselves a pencil to jot these down. When you are dealing with Doctors today, you need to be armed with an arsenal of correct Medical terminology. 1. Artery - The study of painting 2. Bacteria- The back door of a cafeteria 3. Barium- What doctors do when their patients die 4. Bowel- A letter like A,E,I,O, or U 5. Caesarean Section- A neighborhood in Rome 6. CAT Scan- Searching for a kitty 7. Cauterize- To make eye contact with a girl 8. Coma- A punctuation mark 9. Enema- Someone who is not your friend 10. Fester- Quicker 11. Fibula- A small lie 12. Labor Pain-When you get hurt at work 13. Nitrates- Cheaper then day rates 14. Node- Was aware of 15.Outpatient- A patient who fainted 16. Pelvis- An Elvis impersonator 17. Recovery Room- A place to do upholstery 18. Rectum- Almost killed them 19. Secretion- something you don't want anyone to know 20. Seizure- A Roman emperor 21. Tablet- A small table 22. Terminal- Where the planes land 23. Urine- Opposite of "you're out" 24. Varicose- Nearby 25. Vein- To be conceited

Therapygrl28 Joined Fri 02/01/08 Posts: 712	Wed 07/09/08 04:35 PM
Sadly, I'm sure some people believe this....

crazysillygirl Joined Mon 01/29/07 Posts: 4869	Wed 07/09/08 04:36 PM
that was some funny sh*t right there...LMAO

DrJAC Joined Sat 10/13/07 Posts: 72	Wed 07/09/08 04:42 PM
very funny ha ha ha

FaithfulOne78 Joined Mon 11/19/07 Posts: 15313	Wed 07/09/08 04:50 PM


soxfan94 Joined Mon 05/28/07 Posts: 3384	Wed 07/09/08 04:53 PM
"node - was aware of" Hahahahahahahahaha. Classic.

Army_Strong Joined Sat 03/22/08 Posts: 1254	Wed 07/09/08 07:45 PM
Pelvis was my favorite one

blonderockermom Joined Wed 08/08/07 Posts: 6886	Wed 07/09/08 07:55 PM

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