Topic: A Horse, A Chicken & a Harley
MyrtleBeachDude's photo
Tue 07/08/08 10:08 AM


On the
farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together.


One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and
began to sink.

Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the
chicken to go get the farmer for help!

Off the chicke n ran, back to
the farm. Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but
to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor.

Running
around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley.

Finding the keys
in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length of rope hoping he still
had time to save his friend's life.

Back at the bog, the horse was
surprised, but happy, to see the chicken arrive on the shiny Harley, and he
managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him.


After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's bike,
the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful
bike, rescued the horse!

Happy and proud, the chicken rode the
Harley back to the farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser when he
returned.

The friendship between the two animals was cemented: Best
Buddies, Best Pals.

A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud
pit, and soon, he too, began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his
life!

The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the
large puddle.

Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his
hangy-down thing and he would then lift him out of the pit

The
chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out, saving his
life.

The moral of the story? (yep, you betcha, there IS a moral!)


'When You're Hung Like A Horse, You Don't Need A Harley To Pick Up
Chicks

franshade's photo
Tue 07/08/08 10:09 AM
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bogie's photo
Tue 07/08/08 10:11 AM
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Fanta46's photo
Tue 07/08/08 10:13 AM
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moonlight_ride62's photo
Tue 07/08/08 10:18 AM
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