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Topic: off topic
Poetrywriter's photo
Tue 08/05/08 04:16 PM
If a man has sex with a prostitute against her will, would that be considered shoplifting?

Poetrywriter's photo
Tue 08/05/08 04:17 PM
Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... but it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going?

Poetrywriter's photo
Tue 08/05/08 04:18 PM
Why are you IN a movie,

but you're ON TV?


Poetrywriter's photo
Tue 08/05/08 04:18 PM
Why is 'bra' singular

and 'panties' plural?


Poetrywriter's photo
Tue 08/05/08 04:20 PM
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?


HasidicEnforcer's photo
Tue 08/05/08 04:25 PM
PoetryWriter, you are hilarious!


You rock!

Poetrywriter's photo
Tue 08/05/08 04:30 PM
Sometimes I do have a sick mind! flowerforyou

HasidicEnforcer's photo
Tue 08/05/08 05:40 PM
my random thought?


I hate men.

All of them.

But I make a horrible lesbian, so I am pretty much screwed.

Is it too late to become a nun?

Is that off-topic enough?

Poetrywriter's photo
Tue 08/05/08 07:20 PM

my random thought?


I hate men.

All of them.

But I make a horrible lesbian, so I am pretty much screwed.

Is it too late to become a nun?

Is that off-topic enough?


Why did the one nun wanna be a chaperone on a date for another nun?

To see that the one nun didn't get none! laugh

no photo
Tue 08/05/08 07:22 PM
taco bell makes me puke...but I cant resist...

izzie's photo
Tue 08/05/08 08:23 PM
if a cat always lands on its feet, and toast always lands butter side doan. what happens if you strap a piece of toast to the back of a cat and drop them both....

missy51970's photo
Tue 08/05/08 09:04 PM
IZZIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*POUNCE*


Im getting a new doggie !!!!! YAY :banana: :banana:

missy51970's photo
Tue 08/05/08 09:06 PM

if a cat always lands on its feet, and toast always lands butter side doan. what happens if you strap a piece of toast to the back of a cat and drop them both....




Hmmm the world may never know..unless I tell my 13 year old son and he tries an experiment :tongue:

A64WOODY's photo
Tue 08/05/08 09:10 PM
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

rainysky39's photo
Wed 08/06/08 02:29 AM

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Nice pic...I like wood! rofl

izzie's photo
Wed 08/06/08 01:14 PM
MISSSSSSSSSSSSYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


could ya have him try that?? please??



Etrain's photo
Wed 08/06/08 01:17 PM
devil devil One Train to rule them all, one Train to find them, one Train to bring them all, and in the darkness bind themdevil devil What???

HasidicEnforcer's photo
Wed 08/06/08 02:15 PM
ETrain is having ego problems again. Got a pin?

Etrain's photo
Wed 08/06/08 02:39 PM

ETrain is having ego problems again. Got a pin?

HA....you can't stop me...I can't even stop me....I'm a train!!!!drinker drinker drinker

jimmy99005's photo
Wed 08/06/08 02:41 PM
It's peanut butter jelly time!
:banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:

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