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Topic: Let's write a group story
post_coitum Joined Sat 12/22/07 Posts: 766	Mon 07/07/08 12:30 PM
As funny and off the wall as you can imagine. Add a sentence and let's see what we can come up with. It was 7:00 in the morning, and I was just waking up.

rainysky39 Joined Sun 01/20/08 Posts: 4071	Mon 07/07/08 12:31 PM
I decided to have some coffee.

Etrain Joined Wed 11/21/07 Posts: 19684	Mon 07/07/08 12:32 PM
with a local hooker

post_coitum Joined Sat 12/22/07 Posts: 766	Mon 07/07/08 12:32 PM
I walked into the kitchen and, rubbing the sleep from my eyes, noticed that someone had stolen my coffee pot.

ddn122 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 12855	Mon 07/07/08 12:33 PM
she had no teeth

ddn122 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 12855	Mon 07/07/08 12:38 PM
chapter 2

smiless Joined Wed 09/26/07 Posts: 13765	Mon 07/07/08 12:41 PM
and hairy legs but why did she...

post_coitum Joined Sat 12/22/07 Posts: 766	Mon 07/07/08 12:47 PM
steal all the condoms from the bathroom?

d4tc Joined Tue 04/15/08 Posts: 2754	Mon 07/07/08 12:49 PM
She filled the condoms with koolaid to put in the freezer

ddn122 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 12855	Mon 07/07/08 12:50 PM
planning to use them later...when he passed out from all the Bailey's he put in the coffee

Blurple Joined Mon 06/30/08 Posts: 76	Mon 07/07/08 12:52 PM
She didn't wake him just put a sign on the corner...

elsathebloody Joined Tue 03/11/08 Posts: 2107	Mon 07/07/08 12:52 PM Edited by elsathebloody on Mon 07/07/08 12:52 PM
HE cried in his sleep "Is this how you make a man feel welcome?! By giving him crabs?! " But it was only a dream.

post_coitum Joined Sat 12/22/07 Posts: 766	Mon 07/07/08 12:52 PM
when I awoke, i found it was worse than crabs...it was super crabs

ddn122 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 12855	Mon 07/07/08 01:26 PM
the deadliest catch

Abracadabra Joined Thu 04/12/07 Posts: 17851	Mon 07/07/08 01:46 PM
Super crabs with lots of scabs my doctor used some acetate She told me not to pull too hard if I feel I need to masturbate She said to use truncated stokes and hope it doesn't swell She said it works for lots of folks but sometimes feels like hell I tried to take her medicine and use the tiny stokes but it was all to no avail it must have been a hoax

rainysky39 Joined Sun 01/20/08 Posts: 4071	Mon 07/07/08 06:58 PM
I grabbed a machete and went to look for her

bastet126 Joined Fri 12/07/07 Posts: 15553	Mon 07/07/08 07:00 PM
but he remembered the frozen condom treats in the frig

Abracadabra Joined Thu 04/12/07 Posts: 17851	Mon 07/07/08 07:41 PM
A frozen condom in her crotch her undulations up a notch S1owhand sings his sultry blues and offers her some booze Her fervor softens all the ice it's a self-indulgent sacrifice S1owhand howls in cyclic chant She screams with "O's" in a fervid rant The thaw has come and vanquished her her kitty cat is now a purr the icy stick spits sticky goo that oozes from her fur

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