A big-city California lawyer went duck hunting in rural Texas. He shot
and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side
of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer
drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing. The litigator
responded, "I shot a duck and it fell into this field, and now I'm going
to retrieve it."

The old farmer replied, "This is my property, and you are not coming
over here."

The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best trial attorneys in the
U.S. and, if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take
everything you own."

The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we do
things in Texas. We settle small disagreements like this with the Texas
Three-Kick-Rule."

The lawyer asked, What is the Texas Three-Kick-Rule?."

The farmer replied, "Well, first I kick you three times and then you
kick me three times, and so on, back and forth, until someone gives up."

The attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that
he could easily take the old codger. He agreed to abide by the local
custom. The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked
up to the city feller. His first kick planted the toe of his heavy work
boot into the lawyer's groin and dropped him to his knees. His second
kick nearly wiped the man's nose off his face. The barrister was flat on
this belly when the farmer's third kick to a kidney nearly caused him to
give up.

The lawyer summoned every bit of his will and managed to get to his feet
and said, "OK, you old coot! now, it's my turn." The old farmer smiled
and said, "No I give up, you can have the duck.

that was funny

There are reasons they say don't mess with Texas! or old Texans.

I mite not be from Texas,,but I can say some of the people there are
cool as sshhiitt,,,,,,,,even in Austin.....and anyone that rides a 2000
pound bull is crazy as ffuukk...so hells no I would not mess with
them,,lol,,then again,,hmmmm Love to all here

Hey, we're just folks, same as everywhere else.

lol I know and thats what make everyone so great here ,,taking on the
jokes and feeling good,,even from the dirty south,,,love to all here....

Humm ya got that right pilgram lmao

HELL YA!!!!

HA HA HA!! I'm going to adopt that rule for my office!

Smile,,your on we all riding out in the sunset,,oh hold on,,**** I
thought I was in Texas,,,,,lol