THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1.

Nuclear

2.

Preliminary

3.

Proliferation

4.

Cinnamon


THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1.

Specificity

2.

Anti-constitutionalistically

3.

Passive-aggressive disorder

4.

Transubstantiate


THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. No thanks, I'm married.



2.

Nope, no more booze for me!

3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.



4. Taco Bell ? No thanks, I'm not hungry.



5. Good evening, officer.

Isn't it lovely out tonight?

6. Oh, I couldn't ! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.



7. I'm not interested in fighting you.



8.

Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no
coordination.

I'd hate to look like a fool!

9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road.



10. I must be going home now.

I have to work in the morning

wrong place

grrrreat!