A notebook with poems I wrote when I was 8.

These are my favorites:

Pooh
by Elsa

Winne the Pooh
Loves shampoo
He rubs it on his tummy
Cause it feels like glue
Then he turns blue
Cause he ate the shampoo
He's a bear named Winne the Pooh


(To be sung in a Western accent)
You can give me
a bucket of chicken
with some onion rings on the side
You can give me
a bucket of fishsticks
But I won't eat 'em if they're fried


(To be sung to the "Married with Children" theme)
Carrots and peas, carrots and peas
They go together like bologna and cheese
They are like sister and brother
You can't have one without the other.

Carrots and peas, carrots and peas
They go together like bologna and cheese
They are gooey and mucky
And they taste very yucky.

Carrots and peas, carrots and peas.

that's cute

How fabulous