Very presumptuous
My apartment and my car and my office is clean enough for her to eat her dinner of the floor. I pride myself in keeping my place in shape. bathrooms are cleaned weekly bedsheets are replaced on a weekly basis. Dishes are washed immediately after use . Floors are cleaned every Sunday
every 2 weeks the place is dusted.Plants are watered every day
Car is cleaned every week. Carpets are hovered every week
No exception.Laundry done every week Sunday I get a maid if I wanted someone else to do it
Cheaper in the long run

I Would Tell Her no, But I Would really mean Yes!

only if she agrees to do so naked as a jaybird

Ok Yes
it would be appreciated, but I hope there would not be a mess in the first place

Robert1652
"My apartment and my car and my office is clean enough for her to eat her dinner of the floor"



Now thats funny. You let your woman eat off the floor like a dog.
I can just picture that..

Maybe that were the rest of us men are going wrong..

haha dont forget to alphabetize his underwear~!!!!

sure, why not?

Yes,indeed! It seems i dont have as much time as i'd like to and this place is starting to get to me.... I need help!

It means she understands and I would appreciate her much more if she took an interest.

id clena a girls place up! heck ill even put on french maid outfit!

Here let me give you address!

I'll even send you my personal information and application fee up front

but does he do windows???

Screw the place! Come do me!

woo hoo now we are talkin!!

That is an English saying meaning it is so clean one can eat dinner of it rather than being derogatory
Just thought to get the confusion out here By the way where I come from dogs eat out of a dish

We say it too, Robert.

The floor is clean enough to eat off of.

yes, please clean my room. Then if you asked me to change your oil, i would be obligated to do it!!!!!!!!!!