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Edited by
franshade
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Tue 07/01/08 09:59 AM
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A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards, because you need:
a HEART to love him a DIAMOND to marry him a CLUB to smash his head in and a SPADE to bury the bastard. |
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A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards, because you need: a HEART to love him a DIAMOND to marry him a SPADE to smash his head in and a SPADE to bury the bastard. |
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A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards, because you need: a HEART to love him a DIAMOND to marry him a SPADE to smash his head in and a SPADE to bury the bastard. YES you are right guess I just wanted to rush and bury the sucka! lol |
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Naughty Naughty.
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who me???????neva!
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You know funny thing is women are like a deck of cards too.... Well you should have a heart to be with one. And you'll definitly need a diamond to keep one. Well of course you'll need a club to please one and well the spades to make sure she don't tell your wife.
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You know funny thing is women are like a deck of cards too.... Well you should have a heart to be with one. And you'll definitly need a diamond to keep one. Well of course you'll need a club to please one and well the spades to make sure she don't tell your wife. wtg!!!! great comeback!!!
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Sure glad i've got a club and a spade cause my heart is broken and the one who broke my heart took my diamond.
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NOw it seems she's more like a deck of uno cards cause she always picks up two to four and always gets it in the reverse.
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and I've been playin solitaire
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NOw it seems she's more like a deck of uno cards cause she always picks up two to four and always gets it in the reverse. oh hell noooooooooo you are hilarious keep them coming bigblue!!!!
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A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards, because you need: a HEART to love him a DIAMOND to marry him a CLUB to smash his head in and a SPADE to bury the bastard. Dang!!
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You know i thought about it and she's more like snakes and ladders. She always has some snake going down on her while she is tryin to get high.
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A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards, because you need: a HEART to love him a DIAMOND to marry him a CLUB to smash his head in and a SPADE to bury the bastard.
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Or maybe like baseball since everyone gets to bat and hell if they hit it right they get to hit again. but beware if its not a homerun and just a popfly then your out!
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You know actually i remember she liked golf alot to.....something about nothing like getting teed up and using a good driver and its weird but she had a name for the driver too. Can't remember for the life of me but she did say she didn't like putter pete and his short game.
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I can read these all day long...
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