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I can read these all day long... Well i'm glad your enjoying them. Had to leave early yesterday but thought of these this morning since you asked. You know the game crazy eights well i liked playin that until i realized she cheated and was picking up two and and layin two. Ironically my pool teams name was the crazy eights.
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Hey Fran you like roulette? Sure who doesn't right. Well she loved to go to play roulette with blackjack and i thought to myself wtf but said to myself she's blond. That's until i met big black Jack,
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hey these are yours????
great!!!!!!!!!!!!!! keep sharing I love the laughs plzzzzzzzzzzzzzz |
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Everything i write is mine for the exception of that duck joke. This is all stuff i thought of on the fly.
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write them down - bigblue
you are quick on your feet, witty and funny. |
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She comes in spurts.....i mean the jokes. But anyway i'm no comedian but its nice to know i make people laugh with me instead of with my ex at me.
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She comes in spurts.....i mean the jokes. But anyway i'm no comedian but its nice to know i make people laugh with me instead of with my ex at me. I'm on your side, unless she's funnier 
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Now who's the funny one? I was talkin to my ex and she was tellin me how much she loves football. She said theirs nothing like a tackle from junior seau and i was like, your so right! Then she says, but watch out for that troy aikman he can get a ball in your eye. I'm like ya, i know he's got great aim. Them she gives me this look. So i say what...? She says aim? Chit no. I wasn't tryin to lick his asz! I don't really like football now.
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Now who's the funny one? I was talkin to my ex and she was tellin me how much she loves football. She said theirs nothing like a tackle from junior seau and i was like, your so right! Then she says, but watch out for that troy aikman he can get a ball in your eye. I'm like ya, i know he's got great aim. Them she gives me this look. So i say what...? She says aim? Chit no. I wasn't tryin to lick his asz! I don't really like football now. roflmaoooooooooooo 
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After that one i didn't have the stomach to ask her who she thought sacks the best.
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After that one i didn't have the stomach to ask her who she thought sacks the best. Especially since she should get the mvp for the best receiver.
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