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doesn't believe my being abducted by aleins from space stories!
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is in prison
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Is the center of the universe- or thinks they are.
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...constantly shows his hot dog to the whole world!
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Has one eye, one horn flyin purple people eater.
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Drives a prius.
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Can't fit in a prius.
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Is the same size or larger than a prius.
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Has a month old sink full of dishes.
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Is a smokin hot babe with halitosis bad breath. Dingleberry mouth? No thanx.
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Lies, Cheats, Does Drugs, Is Abusive. Hmmmm, pretty much the same as most people. |
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as i have dated all the scum of the earth.. i will say that i wont ever again date... anyone like
any of my ex's!!!!! |
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Smells like butt or nutsack... |
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that liked to put their finger in my butt !
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Smells like butt or nutsack... |
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were F***ing Nuts
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that liked to put their finger in my butt ! why, would you rather it be your own finger??? |
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that liked to put their finger in my butt ! why, would you rather it be your own finger??? |
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that liked to put their finger in my butt ! why, would you rather it be your own finger??? but i'm not amber... |
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Doesn't love unicorns.
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