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Topic: Worst excuse
MirrorMirror Joined Fri 10/26/07 Posts: 89680	Mon 06/30/08 06:49 PM
Whats the worst excuse youve heard for taking a day off work ?

rainysky39 Joined Sun 01/20/08 Posts: 4071	Mon 06/30/08 06:50 PM
Im actually calling out tomorrow...I wanna stay home and play with you!

Jamesdei07 Joined Tue 05/13/08 Posts: 571	Mon 06/30/08 06:50 PM
i had an employee tell me his grandmother past away

Runpenzo Joined Wed 10/31/07 Posts: 1084	Mon 06/30/08 06:51 PM
My hampster ran away.

MAKE_ME_GIGGLE Joined Thu 02/07/08 Posts: 5376	Mon 06/30/08 06:51 PM
i called and said i had a rectal problem............... didnt think i could drag my ass into work

Anton_k Joined Sun 02/10/08 Posts: 32665	Mon 06/30/08 06:52 PM
i got locked in the garage and can't get out ..

mwood125 Joined Thu 01/10/08 Posts: 29	Mon 06/30/08 06:52 PM
goldfish died

CyPoet Joined Fri 01/11/08 Posts: 12494	Mon 06/30/08 06:52 PM
Explosive diarrhea Eeeeeeeew!

dae11x Joined Thu 10/25/07 Posts: 1554	Mon 06/30/08 06:53 PM
i had an employee tell me his grandmother past away I don't get it. I took time off when my Grandma died.

merlin2525 Joined Sun 06/17/07 Posts: 2819	Mon 06/30/08 06:54 PM
I had a coworker tell me he was pretty sure he was going to be sick friday. This was on a Tuesday

Nursenell76 Joined Mon 06/09/08 Posts: 630	Mon 06/30/08 06:54 PM
Had an employee call and state that they were going to pick up their biker grandfather because he was "one dry dude". Apparently he was dehydrated and couldn't drive his harley back to his place of residence. LOL

No1sLove Joined Wed 04/16/08 Posts: 10342	Mon 06/30/08 06:56 PM
Someone told me they had come down with a case of lethargy over the weekend. I asked them if they'd been to see a doctor or planned to and she came back with...I called the doctor and he said it would be pointless to come in cause it would most likely pass quickly and she'd be fine tomorrow.

mcattygarnett Joined Fri 12/07/07 Posts: 3527	Mon 06/30/08 06:57 PM
let me think I have heard alot of good ones, the bus was early, I need to leave because my daughters car broke down and they dont have kids.

debbie1980 Joined Sun 09/09/07 Posts: 20487	Tue 07/01/08 12:55 PM
this wasnt a excuse it was the truth, my hamster was poorly and she died, i was up all night with her. poor cherry

Citizen_Joe Joined Sat 04/12/08 Posts: 4036	Tue 07/01/08 02:45 PM
Whats the worst excuse youve heard for taking a day off work ? Recently I signed a garnishment agreement for someone for a fine they had to pay. When only 3 hours were worked in 2 weeks, I fired her and faxed a copy of the termination to the courts. The voicemail listed too many excuses to count. Everything from "I've been busy taking care of the kids" to "No minutes on my cell" and "I'll get to the court before you"... It was basically 1 guitar short of dueling banjos.

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