A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country.
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Well, there's a very simple answer.
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Nobody bothered to check the oil.
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We just didn't know we were getting low.
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The reason for that is purely geographical.
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Our OIL is located in:
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ALASKA
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California
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Coastal Florida
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Coastal Louisiana >
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Wyoming

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Utah

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Kansas

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Oklahoma
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Pennsylvania and Texas
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Our dipsticks are located in DC

Any Questions?

lol..someone sent that to me ... i live down the road from garfield

That pretty much says it all.