i cant seem to enjoy the amount of typing envolved. my typing is slow
and the guy get mad and say "ok well bye" is there a help for this
patientious maybe. i could be the one and you just wanted to go on the
fast tract. plz show me the shortcuts r u understanding me or r u (r
u) finding falt brb? whats that meanec........... give me more so i can
use them.

oh well 66. im not good at typing and make a bunch of mistakes so if
they dont like it its their loss.

(brb) be right back
(idk) I don't know
(ty) thank you
(yw) your welcome
thats some of the main ones I use

thats what i mean

If they are THAT rushed, they are not worth your time honey....

lol = laugh out loud
lmao= laugh my ass off
np = no problem
nvrmd = nevermind
bb = bye bye
ttyl = talk to you later
bbl = be back later

There's more but this is all I can think of right now! Enjoy and good
luck!

ITS OK TYPING IS GOOD EXERCISE, KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK.

u-you
r-are
was=whas
nou=know
ppl=people
roflmmfao =rolling on the floor laughing my mother ****ing ass off
holla=call me soon
n=and
bc=because
im=I am

I

Am

ALSO

VERY

BRB-BE RIGHT BACK
STFU-SHUT THE @#$%&* UP.LOL

SLOW

I have gotten a little faster,,,LOL
BUT folks here have just came to know that if the questiontakes a long
anwser, I will be awhile getting back to them,,,,,,,lol

And it pissess some off but wgagf=who gives a good fu`k, LOL
Just be "YOU" and tell them to go piss off!!

wayisaha = why are you in such a hurry anyway?

AAK Alive And Kicking
AAR At Any Rate
AAS Alive And Smiling
ADN Any Day Now
AFAIK As Far As I Know
AFK Away From the Keyboard
AFN that's All For Now
AOTA All Of The Above
a/s/l or asl Age/Sex/Location - (used to ask a chatter their personal
information)
AV Avatar - Graphical representation (a picture) often used in chat
rooms to depict a person that is in the room and chatting.
b4 Before
BAK Back At Keyboard (I'm back)
BBL Be Back Later
BBS Be Back Soon
BCNU I'll Be Seeing You.
b/f Boyfriend (also shown as bf, B/F, or BF)
BEG Big Evil Grin
BFN Bye For Now
BMA Bite My A** (became popular with the Simpson's cartoon show)
boot To get kicked out of a chat room, or have to restart the computer
because you couldn't talk in the chat room anymore.
BR Best Regards
BRB Be Right Back
BRH Be Right Here
BSEG Big S**t Eatin Grin
BTA But Then Again....
BTW By The Way
btw BeTWeen you and me ...
chat room A web page where people gather using software that allows them
to talk to one another in real time.
CRS Can't Remember S**t
CU See You - also posted as cya
CUS Can't Understand S**t (stuff)
CNP Continued in Next Post (seen more on message boards than chat)
CP Chat Post
CUL8R See You Later
CUOL See You On Line
CYA See Ya
dd, ds, dh Darling or Dear: Dear Son, Dear Daughter, or Dear Husband.
Usually exchanged in family chats.
DDSOS Different Day, Same Old S**t
DEGT Don't Even Go There (I don't want to talk about it)
DIKU Do I Know You?
DIS Did I Say
D/L, DL, d/l, dl Downloading, or Download it.
EG Evil Grin
EM E-Mail
EMA E-mail Address (example: ?ema or ema? = what is your email address)
EOT End Of Thread (meaning end of discussion)
ez or EZ easy (one of the really old ones)
F2F Face To Face
FAQ Frequently Asked Question
FISH First In Still Here (someone who is on line TOO much)
FITB Fill In The Blanks
flame to insult someone. Used when a person asks a stupid question, or
says something rude to irritate the users of a chat room or message
board.
FOCL Falling Off Chair - Laughing
forum What todays message boards are called. Often using php as
defining language to quickly write 'real time' messages and replies to a
web site (or page)
FTS F*** This S***
fu f*** you (If you can't figure this one out, you shouldn't be on line)
FUBAR "Fouled" Up Beyond All Repair / Recognition
FUD Fear, Uncertainty, and Doubt
FWIW For What It's Worth
FYI For Your Information
GA Go Ahead
GAL Get A Life
gest Gesture ... a small multimedia file played over the internet,
usually expressing an emotion or comment.
g/f Girlfriend (also shown as gf, G/F, or GF)
GFN Gone For Now
GGOH Gotta Get Outta Here
GMTA Great Minds Think Alike
GR Gotta Run
GR&D Grinning, Running, and Ducking.
GTR Got To Run
GTRM Going To Read Mail (leaving chat room to check email)
H&K Hugs and Kisses
hack person who breaks into software, or disrupts a chat room.
HAGD Have A Good Day
HAGO Have A Good One
Halsoft Name of a company
that purchased the brand of Chat that Excite offered, now a pay as you
go service.
HB Hurry Back
Hosts Refers to the people that are running the chat room, they usually
have the ability to kick a person off due to rude behavior.
HTH Hope That Helps
huggles Hugs
IAC In Any Case
IB I'm Back
IC I See
IDN I Don't kNow
IDK I Don't Know
IDTS I Don't Think So
IANAL I'm Am Not A Lawyer (expect an uninformed opinion)
IC I See
ICQ I Seek You. A computer program used to communicate instantly over
the Internet.
ILU or ILY I Love You
IM Instant Message
IMHO In My Humble Opinion (or In My Honest Opinion)
IMO In My Opinion
IOH I'm Out of Here
IOW In Other Words
IRL In Real Life
IYO In Your Opinion
JAS Just A Second
JIC Just In Case
JK Just Kidding
JMO Just My Opinion
JW Just Wondering
k, K, or kk O. K.
KIT Keep In Touch
L8R Later (an early one, kind of outdated with current 'young geeks')
LMAO Laughing My Ass Off
LFFAO Laughing My F***(freaking) Ass Off
LOL Laughing Out Loud
LTNS Long Time No See
LTS Laughing To ones Self
LY I Love Ya.
LYL Love You Lots
Message Board. A web page where people write comments, and those
comments are than added to that web-page for others to view. Used to
carry on conversation, request information, and relay messages.
MUG Refers to a new user of that chat program, goes back to Excite VP
days when the AV (or icon) that represented someone new was a picture of
a coffee mug.
NE1 Anyone
newbie refers to a person who is new to an area or technology. Also
seen as nube, nooby, nubie, nb, etc.
NFW No Feasible (or F***ing) Way
NIMBY Not In My Back Yard
nm, or NM Never Mind
NP, np No Problem
NRN 1. No Response Necessary
2. Not Right Now
NT No Thanks
OBTW Oh, By The Way.
OIC Oh, I See
OF Old Fart, someone who has been around for a while.
OJ or OK Only Joking or Only Kidding
OL the Old Lady
OM the Old Man
OMG Oh My Gosh (although it's usually used with the Lords name in place
of "gosh")
OT Off Topic
oth or OTH Off The Hook: Something is really popular, or hot. Very
exciting.
otr or OTR Off The Rack: Saying that something is outside the ordinary.
OTE Over The Edge (beyond common sense or beyond good taste)
OTOH On The Other Hand ...
OTOMH Off the Top of My Head ...
OTW On The Way ... I've sent a file to you, it's "On the way"
P911 My parents are in the room. P=Parents, and 911=emergency, in other
words either drop the subject, or watch the language.
PANS Pretty Awesome New Stuff (often referring to computer technology)
PCMCIA Personal Computer Memory Cards International Association
PCMCIA People Can't Master Computer Industry Acronyms (slang)
PEBCAK Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard
peeps People. example: "There sure are a lot of peeps in this room" -
meaning a lot of people are in the chat room.
peep this Hey, listen to this, I've got some interesting news.
PITA Pain In The Ass
PLZ Please
PMJI Pardon Me for Jumping In (when you enter into a new conversation)
poof when someone leaves a chat room, often seen as *poof* as in boy he
*poofed* in a hurry.
POTS Plain Old Telephone Service
POS Parents are looking Over my Shoulder.
POTS Parents Over The Shoulder - (My parents are watching, I can't
really talk)
PPL People
QT Cutie
RFC Request For Comments (used more in newsgroups, a page or pages that
supply technical information)
rl or RL Real Life (as opposed to being online)
r m or RM Ready Made: pre-existing
ROFL Rolling On Floor, Laughing
ROTF Rolling On The Floor (laughing is implied)
ROTFLMAO Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off
ROTFLMFAO Rolling On The Floor Laughing F(***ing) My Ass Off
RSN Real Soon Now
r/t Real Time (also: RT, or rt)
RTFM Read The "Flippin" Manual (response to beginner question on net,
chat, newsgroups, etc.)
RU aRe yoU?
SEG **** Eating Grin
SH Same Here
SMS Short Message Service (more cell phones and pagers than chat rooms
and the Internet)
SN Screen Name. The name or moniker selected by person in an IM or chat
program. ex: My "SN" in vp was "-lone.wolf"
SNAFU Situation Normal, All "Fouled" Up
SO Significant Other
SOL **** Out Of Luck
SOS Same Old S**t (stuff)
SOTA State Of The Art (latest technology)
SPST Same Place, Same Time
SSDD Same S**t, Different Day
STR8 Straight (can refer to sex, or DSTR8 as in Damn Straight)
STW Search The Web
SY Sincerely Yours
SYL See You Later
TAFN That's All For Now
TC Take Care
TFH Thread From Hell (a topic or discussion that won't stop - esp.
newsgroups)
TGIF Thank Goodness It's Friday
THX Thanks!
TIA Thanks In Advance
TM Text Message (often refers to communications with text over cell
phones)
TMI Too Much Info. (information)
TNT 'Til Next Time
TPS That's Pretty Stupid
TPTB The Powers That Be (can sometimes refer to the people that are
running the chat room or server)
TRDMF Tears Running Down My Face: Can be with either laughter, or due to
saddness.
TS Tough S**t
TSFY Tough S**t For You
TTFN Ta-Ta For Now
TTTT These Things Take Time
TTYL Talk To You Later
TY Thank You
TYT Take Your Time
TYVM Thank You Very Much
VPPH Virtual Places Page Host
US You Suck
usa or USA Until Sides Ache: Usually used with one of the laughter
acronyms such as "lolusa" Laughing Out Loud Until my Sides Ache. I've
also heard that some folks substitute ush for "Until Sides Hurt".
rotflolush = rolling on the floor, laughing out loud, until my sides
hurt.
UV Unpleasant Visual
UW yoU're Welcome
UY Up Yours
vp or VP Virtual Places: A brand of chat offered by Excite in the late
90s and early 2000.
WB Welcome Back (you say this when someone returns to a chat room)
WC WelCome
WEG Wicked Evil Grin
WEU What's Eating You?
WFM Works For Me
WIIFM What's In It For Me?
WTG Way To Go
WTF What The F**K
WT? What The ...? or Who the ...?
WTGP? Want To Go Private? (move to a private chat room)
WWJD What Would Jesus Do?
YAA Yet Another Acronym
YBS You'll Be Sorry
YL Young Lady
YM Young Man
YMMV Your Mileage May Vary
YR Yea, Right. (sarcastic)
*ys* You Stinker
YVW You're Very Welcome
YW You're Welcome

There are also a few terms used with the text messaging more than in
chat rooms. Since my generation doesn't really do a lot of that, I only
know a few of them:

1040 means you owe me big time (tax form?... get it?)
86 means you're done, or we are outta here.
747 means let's fly, or we're leaving.
360 means I love you back, or right back at you.

143 means I love you (don't ask me why) Thanks to Tom Weiss and his
better half for the answer to this one. Tom says that his lady informed
him that
[1=I, 4=Love, and 3=You]
so the meaning comes from the number of letters in each word. Thanks
Tom.





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im a slow typer too.Thats why i stay out of the bar.So many ppl there i
cant keep up.Besides if i get drunk it will be even worse!

LOL kojack...been in chat awhile huh FFS

Dam Kojak. Write me a letter, I want to try to decode it.