dude whats uppppppppppp with all this drama huh im just having fun and it feels like im being punished by my mom all over again

lmaoooooooooooo I sooooooooooo win the new car!!!!

ummmmmm poontang wangchung everyone wang chung tonight???

LOL I dunno by Gypsy seems a lil Tipsy

true!!! just hate to be in the cross fire of all this bullcrap

HOLY MAN COUNTER.....I SEE YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU!!!

nOW go scratch out your eyeballs now!!!! ewwwwwwwwwwww!!!! ewwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!

YEAP REALLLLLLLLLL TIPSY

Whuuuuuuuut?

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yup!!!! ALL OF YOU!!!! maybe youre drunk!!!

maybe i am........ but atleast im a nice drunk lol

Ok that was your first mistake.......

I ain't drunk girlie! I wish, but nope..... sober friday night......

whattttttttttttttt???? hummmm im just gonna smile and back out slowly b4 anyone gets hurt LMAO

ya i keep waiting for the really really good looking people that dont read too good to show up........

You know you want me...... ok just kidding...

Oh hey um...... Crap I forgot what I was going to say now...

Oh yeah.... LOL Dude! This guy got thread jacked BIG TIME!


........pwnd

to "well"

Rico Suave
Gerardo

Seguro que han odo que yo soy educado
Soy un caballerito un chico bien portado
Un joven responsible y siempre bien vestido
Yo no se quien ha mentido

I don't drink or smoke ain't into dope
Won't try no coke, ask me how I do it, I cope
My only addiction has to do with the female species
I eat 'em raw like sushi

No me gustan ternos, mi estilo es moderno
Si me enterno, you me enfermo
Mi apariencia es dura, vivo en la locura
No me vengan con ternuras

So please don't judge a book by its cover
There's more to being a latin lover
You got to know how to deal with a woman
That won't let go
The price you pay for being a gigolo

There's not a woman that can handle
A man like me
That's why I juggle two or three
I ain't one to commit, you can omit that bit
You pop the question that's it
Haber uno, dos, tres, cuatro mujeres
Y la situaci?all?no muere
No es un delito calmo mi apetito
Con un llanto o un grito

So again don't let my lyrics mislead you
I don't love you but I need you
Would you rather have me lie
Take a piece of your pie and say bye
Or be honest and rub your thighs

Well, it's ten o'clock and I'm two hours late
I never said I was a prompt date
But you kept persisting that I meet your parents
Huh, they're going to love my appearance

Ding dong el timbre suena
Tu madre abre, que vieja mas buena
Le digo Hola! Pero no para bola
Que se ha creido vieja chola

Go and serve the food mom
Que tengo ambre
If you don't hurry, me va a dar un calambre
Y usted seor? Why's your chin on the floor?
Sierra la boca por favor

What's this amor, these little huevos?
Esto s?que yo no pruebo

I'm used to good ol' fashioned
Homestyle Spanish cooking
If i try that I'll be puking
Well it's been a pleasure but we got to go
Regresaremos temprano
Cinco, seis, o siete de la maana
Su hija esta en buenas manos

you guys need to listen to this song every time....before you go on dates.....

Ah Hell nah foo........ You did not just put on some damn Rico Suave....... LOL