Dear the management,
I, the Mr. ****, hereby request a raise in salary for the following
reasons:

I do physical labor.

I work at great depths.
I plunge head first into everything I do.
I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
I work in a damp environment.
I don't get paid overtime.
I work in a dark place that has poor ventilation.
I work in high temperatures.
Sincerely,
Mr. ****
REPLY FROM THE MANAGEMENT
Dear Mr. ****,

After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have
raised, the administration rejects your request for the following
reasons:
You do not work 8 hours straight.
You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods.
You do not always follow orders of the management team.
You do not stay in your designated area and are often visiting other
locations.
You do not take initiative; you need to be pressured and stimulated in
order to start working.
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing
the correct protective clothing.
You will retire well before you are 65.
You are unable to work double shifts.
You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed
the assigned task.
And if that were not all, you have been constantly entering and exiting
the workplace carrying two suspicious looking bags.
Sincerely,
Management

That would do it. When will management learn to share?

Share? what would you do? LOL