So I stop at the grocery store this morning because I decided to bring my secretaries some donuts (they have both been on a diet since I hired them 7 years ago and 6 years ago). The grocery store is open 24 hours and it is 4:45am. Anyway a dozen assorted donuts costs 5.99. I walk up to the male cashier to pay and he tells me he is closing out the night shift and it will be a few minutes. I wait and wait and wait. Finally I say "hey man how long is this going to take" He gets rude and says "if your in a hurry you can always put the donuts back" So I get rude and say "well I'll be glad to but consider I have touched most of them with my hand when I was putting them in the box" he then says "well then you'll have to wait" I say "Here's 7 bucks just keep the change" He then tells me "You can't do that" I say "Why can't I" He says "I'll call the police" so I say "What the hell are you going to tell em? Some guy walked in here and paid for a dozen donuts and left! Call em you idiot!" With that note I walked out. Ya think I'm headin to the big house? I bet I'll be traded for a pack of cigarettes by 8 pm tonight. I'll be locked up with some big hairy bastard named Bubba. Then I have to tell them I'm locked up because of a donut misunderstanding? Oh no what am I going to do now?"

thats madness.

You gotta love the mentally challenged Danny

tell them what kind of a** hole he was an you left 7 bucks,they probley got security camaras running an it will show what happen,,hopefully he gets fired an u want haft to deal with him tommrow,,,if not tell bubba u got friends on th street

You done a bad, bad thing....

hahahahahahaha

The cops will be on your side since most love donuts...

hahahahaha good point!

Man their are idoits all over the place, and it seems like you just ran right into one. A guy who can careless about anyone except himself. Thats the problem with todays society. Not enough people being taught to have manners and to be polite.

As far as I know.... I think you're alright. Just keep us posted.

AMEN

What is the world come to? $6.00 for a dozen donuts and 2 people arguing over it. He shouldn't have been rude but he has a job to do and what could possibly so important and in a hurry at 4:45 in the morning. I think the whole thing is funny. wish i could have been there to see it.

I wish you could have too. I would have handed you the 7 bucks and said "when he's ready, pay em"

Just save half for the cops and you'll be OK.

Thats funny but i would have taken care of the bill for you no problem. Its cheaper than posting bail!!

Oh man... stolen doughnuts!!.. the cops would have put out an APB for you dude!