I got an email and figured I would reply. But before I got back to it. I got another email from the same person that read like the person was very drunk. It pretty much made me decided not to reply.

Why do people send drunken emails?

I looooooooooove ya man " burp"

Too intimidated to email you when he's sober.

try mental illness,it makes drunk look easy....

They don't have anything better to do! Just ignore them, you're better off!!

Why do drunk people drive??

The second email was also one of those, "I'm gonna be in Nebraska soon......." emails.

Why do drunks do anything...some email, some drive, some even post really ignorant threads in which they can not argue there own point.

ever try peeing drunk while it's dark outside behind a tree, then fall down and can't get up?

I have friends that drunk call and sing to me

Hey.... I resemble that remark.......

why do they put parking lots at bars?

iM aLWayS dRuNk

because its fun and truthfully, they're probably the most honest emails you'll ever get! it seems people are more honest when they are drunk! the emotions pour out like cool waters.



p.s. i need some water, some cool cool waters!

I think people drunk email because they may feel at their confort level more then when they are sober. It's not a good thing but I have always been a strong believer in the phrase"Drunken words are sober thoughts". I feel people speak more honestly..Sometimes when they are under the influence as oposed to other people taking the hard way and showing their feelings when they are 100 percent sober. I recently fell when drunk and got hurt pretty badly so I've taken it down a notch..and when I say a notch I don't drink nearly as much now because I realized I don't need it to be social or in order to tell someone how I feel..and I used to drunk dial..guess thats not any better. So yes I just wrote a novel to your post and I'm sorry for that hope I helped, guess my point is, don't be so easy to figure out why they sent a drunk email but be more concerned with the message inside it..alright hope I helped you:)

Well, it isn't very fun to read.

Because their tainted & limited perception does not allow them 2 see beyond their stale breath,reek of booze & a crumpled up dress lying on the floor by their soiled mattress.

I love the drunk call at 4 in the morning...I misss you baby. I am like sober up and dont call me back.

drunk emails, drunk phone calls, drunk txts..

given and received...

because we CAN!!!