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my sister left me a voicemail one night after an evening of revelry. after so much alcohol she apparently has the attention span of a 2 year old
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people don't respond no matter what you say, so they figured why not spice it up
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because its fun and truthfully, they're probably the most honest emails you'll ever get! it seems people are more honest when they are drunk! the emotions pour out like cool waters. 
p.s. i need some water, some cool cool waters! Well, it isn't very fun to read. sometimes it is...i love drunk messages! people are funny and more themselves...you learn a lot from drunken minds. you really learn who they are. and i get your point...it can be annoying, but depending on who you are and how well you know them. i need a drink...
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Because their tainted & limited perception does not allow them 2 see beyond their stale breath,reek of booze & a crumpled up dress lying on the floor by their soiled mattress. 
Wow good answer |
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Why do drunk people drive?? why do they put parking lots at bars?  
Why do they sell diet soda at fast food restaurants????? Why do they put seatbelts on airplanes?????? Why do the put warning labels on cigs and alcohol????? Because people are stup...... nevermind..... I may offend someone...... 
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i don't drunk email or call. i do drunk text though.
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I don't drunk anything because I don't drink.
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Because their tainted & limited perception does not allow them 2 see beyond their stale breath,reek of booze & a crumpled up dress lying on the floor by their soiled mattress.
Wow good answer it strange...when i get drunk, and i mean hammered, i tend to remember mostly everything that happened the night before. i can remember my smell, if i was obnoxious, who i chatted with...and what i did. strange....    
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becasue we are better looking when we are drunk
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i don't drunk email or call. i do drunk text though. exactly the same thing. i would be annoyed by how tiny the keypad is...
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No, I think its cause they get better looking when we are drunk.
A guy the other night kept asking "is she ugly, you would tell me right". . It was hilarious cause he was being honest.
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Why do drunk people drive?? why do they put parking lots at bars?
Why do they sell diet soda at fast food restaurants????? Why do they put seatbelts on airplanes?????? Why do the put warning labels on cigs and alcohol????? Because people are stup...... nevermind..... I may offend someone......
and are you here and not over here?
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Why do drunk people drive?? why do they put parking lots at bars?
Why do they sell diet soda at fast food restaurants????? Why do they put seatbelts on airplanes?????? Why do the put warning labels on cigs and alcohol????? Because people are stup...... nevermind..... I may offend someone......
and are you here and not over here?
IM SOBER TONIGHT!!!!!!!!
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Edited by
patmahiney
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Mon 06/23/08 08:21 PM
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The second email was also one of those, "I'm gonna be in Nebraska soon......." emails. |
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Why do drunk people drive?? why do they put parking lots at bars?
Why do they sell diet soda at fast food restaurants????? Why do they put seatbelts on airplanes?????? Why do the put warning labels on cigs and alcohol????? Because people are stup...... nevermind..... I may offend someone......
and are you here and not over here?
IM SOBER TONIGHT!!!!!!!!
...all the better 
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Why do drunk people drive?? why do they put parking lots at bars?
Why do they sell diet soda at fast food restaurants????? Why do they put seatbelts on airplanes?????? Why do the put warning labels on cigs and alcohol????? Because people are stup...... nevermind..... I may offend someone......
and are you here and not over here?
IM SOBER TONIGHT!!!!!!!!
...all the better
You know I dont need no spirits for you........
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I have friends that drunk call and sing to me
OMG I thought I was the only one that had friends like that!! Thats why I changed my number and only give it to my sober friends
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Hmmmm maybe we should start a new campaign DON'T DRINK AND TYPE.
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iye yiye yiye yiye blah blah bla bla bla.hick weeeehoooooooo
hey baby whatchu doin burrrrp
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