AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES

1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of
boiling water down your throat and presto. The blockage will be almost
instantly removed.

2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting
someone else to hold them while you chop away.

3. Men: Avoid arguments with women about lifting the toilet seat by
simply
using the sink.

4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for
a
few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a
timer.

5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you
from
rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you
will
be afraid to cough.

7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will
forget about the toothache.

8. Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really
are:
You only need two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape.
If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40.
If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.

ive been told that some just use the shower. but who im i to know this?

LOL those are good this will sound funny but if you have a toothache,
rub an ice cube on the web of skin between your index finger and thumb,
it really works.

I have several actual home remedies that work

serious props on this posting... i found it hilarious, and called my sis
in s. korea to read them to her.

I have a few home remedies....


If you have a nosebleed, take some house keys (about 5-6) put them on a
chain and hang them toward your back. Let the keys touch the middle of
your back and this will stop the nosebleed.

or

Put a piece of paper bag on your tongue and this can stop the nosebleed.

If these don't work-time to buy a new nose.