while walking through Golden gate park in San francisco, a man cameupon another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree.
Seeing this he inquired, " just what the hell are you doing?"
I'm listening to the music of the tree" the other replied. "you've got to be kidding me?"
"No, you want to try?"
curious the other man says "alright" he wrapped his arms around the tree and presses his ear firmly against it. With this, the other guy slapped a pair of handcuffs on him,took his wallet,jewelry,car keys,thenstripped him naked and left.
A few hours later another nature lover strolled by,saw this guy handcuffed to the tree stark naked, and asked,"what the hell happened to you?"
He told the guy the whole terrible story about how he got there.
When he finished telling his story, the other guy shook his head in sympathy,walked around behind him,kissed him gently behind the ear and said,"This just aint gonna be your day,cupcake."

Tragic

and thats why I stay away from tree huggers

Wolfie! That's sick!

The whole concept of a "bad day" was just re-defined.

that was soooo bad, it was funny!!!