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Do you stop and look at the damage?
Do you turn around and see what it was? Do you keep driving and listen for any noises like something is broken or someone yelling "stop! stop!"? |
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RRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!
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I'd take the gun out of the glove compartment, get out, shoot whatever it was I hit, get back in the car, and back over it a couple of times for good measure. This was in the driveway, right?
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 STOP AND SEE IF ITS ANYTHING EDIBLE
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IT ALL DEPENDS ON WHAT I HIT.
IF ITS A DEER ILL PROBABLY STOP IF ITS A POSSUM, NAH |
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I'd take the gun out of the glove compartment, get out, shoot whatever it was I hit, get back in the car, and back over it a couple of times for good measure. This was in the driveway, right? I'm taking notes; next time I'll know wht to do!
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STOP AND SEE IF ITS ANYTHING EDIBLE
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i just throw my coconuts at them hoping to knock them out so i can get away
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I'd take the gun out of the glove compartment, get out, shoot whatever it was I hit, get back in the car, and back over it a couple of times for good measure. This was in the driveway, right? I'm taking notes; next time I'll know wht to do!
Well that way if the cops ask, it was a hunting accident. |
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HOW MANY REDNECKS DOES IT TAKE TO EAT A POSSUM?
(two.... one to watch for traffic!) |
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Stop and check it out...
however if the engine starts making a funny noise I fix it by cranking up the radio!! works every time!
I've been hit --- by a deer - she ran right into the side of my car as we were driving down the road watching a meteor shower out the moon roof! and a saint bernard ran right into the side of my car and left a huge dent in the driver's door years ago... I saw someone hit something once ahead of me,...stopped to see what it was...an owl...  I picked it up and put it in the trunk to take home to bury...I get home, open the trunk and the thing flew out at me, scared the @#%% outta me!
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SQUIRRELS: Nature's little speedbumps.....
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if its just a "road kill" take it quickly to the nearest chinese resturant while it is still fresh!
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First look around , make sure nobody saw you, if not , go like hell, if they did, handle them , then go like hell.
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I think I ran over your last mutual match today Pats
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MY KARMA RAN OVER YOUR DOGMA
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I think I ran over your last mutual match today Pats
I ran over M/M a long time ago & buried it!!
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Scrape it up and throw it in the slow cooker!
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I ran over a camel in Iraq, back in 91. The damn thing ran out in front of my tank. Hard to stop 80 tons movin @ 50mph.
We did stop, because after it flew over my tank, it landed on TOP of the one behind me... We laughed our asses off for weeks about a flying camel toe.. |
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