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of course! any one can play!
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i shave my pubes under my desk. joking, but i shave them in the breakroom..under the table. sometimes laying on top of the table...it all really depends on my mood.
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(A VERY LONG TIME AGO) GOT CAUGHT BEING DRUNK AND HIGH LAUGHED IN THE BOSSES FACE AND STILL DIDNT LOSE MY JOB THEN WORKED AT AN AMUSEMENT PARK, AND PASSED OUT AT THE RIDE I WAS WORKING,MESSED UP AGAIN,ENDED UP WITH ALCOHOL POISONING. THEY THOUGHT I HAD THE FLU ![]() thats one thing you dont do is go into work drunk.. not good there was one time i had been at work and a coworker came in on his day off and he was high. and i looked at him and i said its not a good idea to come in high, but its my day off.. so what. not a good impression on anyone LIKE I SAID, MANY YRS AGO I DONT DO THAT STUFF ANYMORE ![]() ALOT BETTER OFF,TOO |
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Gymnastics across the bank lobby when no customers were around. Oh, and did the naughty with a boss once, a REALLY long time ago. Guess I'm branded now as a hussy!! ![]() ![]() ![]() please explain "the naughty" i new here in usa. me not know...you tell me? ![]() |
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I used to work construction.
I drove the front end loader across the job site naked.(on a dare) I got written up for not having on safety glasses |
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ROTF LMAO!!! I never thought about the Hulk. I work in a construction company. That could be fun!! ![]() |
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I slept on a blow up mattress on my office floor for two weeks once...they over booked my hotel room during the Sturgis rally and I got kicked out of my room over it.
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lol!!! that would be my luck too! that is wonderful!!!
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I used to work construction. I drove the front end loader across the job site naked.(on a dare) I got written up for not having on safety glasses I'm guessing that you had your hardhat, and steel toes on though, right?? ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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ROTF LMAO!!! I never thought about the Hulk. I work in a construction company. That could be fun!! ![]() i'm only 24 and i think i would do it!!! hell i know i would! ![]() |
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I used to work construction. I drove the front end loader across the job site naked.(on a dare) I got written up for not having on safety glasses ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Hmmm shenanigans i caused at work. When i was a sales rep at a gym.........had sex with a client on every spot possible in the gym a few times. Timeshare sales.....I just started and i decided to play around the golf course drunk. 3 people in suits were watching me goof around then 1 came up to me and introduced himself. He was the vp of the company. I was like o **** i am fired. Nope he was laughing about it and gave me the nickname happy gilmore. Now this guy writes the bonus checks. SO each one would be jacob"happy gilmore Toch on it. You know how bloody hard it is to cash a check with happy gilmore on it?!?!?!? Same resort myself and a few coworkers got crunked at a local bar. Rather then driving home drunk i took a cab ride back to the resore with my date. The desk was closed so i couldn't get a condo. ..............so what did i do we stayed at the demo condo but forgot her underwear when we left. Yeah that was kinda hard to explain to the boss the next day lol. I got a few more will share them lata lol |
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I went on a 4 day very hectic trip from Wisconsin to Texas and back. Was worn completly out but still made it to work on time. Fell asleep imediatly on a creeper on the floor under a car. My boss woke me up at noon to tell me it was lunch time.
Boss and the whole rest of the crew laughed at me hystericaly. I felt so embarased. The boss told me I could take the day off, I smiled and said I didn't need to now. ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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I went on a 4 day very hectic trip from Wisconsin to Texas and back. Was worn completly out but still made it to work on time. Fell asleep imediatly on a creeper on the floor under a car. My boss woke me up at noon to tell me it was lunch time. Boss and the whole rest of the crew laughed at me hystericaly. I felt so embarased. The boss told me I could take the day off, I smiled and said I didn't need to now. ![]() ![]() ![]() that is faboulous!!! sounds like a good job to me! |
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Hey peoples. I am at work and was wondering what the craziest thing u have done at work is? I fall asleep in my chair half the time!! What about you? Plus I just want to talk. I'm bored!!! ![]() I've worked from home since 2000. Alot more can happen at home that doesn't have scandal written all over it, but if it were in the workplace, well... Let's just say that it would end up causing "MOVED:" to appear in the subject line. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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