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...up in an alley wiff a hungry crocodile on the left and an angry women on the right, which way would you go? You can't go back because there is an IRS agent behind you.
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LOL...this should be interesting!
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go through the gator,, less chance of catching something and i think less teeth
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I'd take the croc...because much like gators they are wussy!
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To the left. A slim chance is better than no chance
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Hahaha love this one..lol..
Yea men..what would u do?..I am guessing the crocodile..lol |
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...up in an alley wiff a hungry crocodile on the left and an angry women on the right, which way would you go? You can't go back because there is an IRS agent behind you. |
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straight up the middle as fast as I could!!!!
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I would lure the alligator towards the women.
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Feed the IRS dude to the croc, throw the croc at the angry woman, to be dealt with, and stroll out the alley whistling...
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That poor IRS guy just got run over...
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Feed the IRS dude to the croc, throw the croc at the angry woman, to be dealt with, and stroll out the alley whistling... |
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Angry woman, I can handle that. Being married once prepped me for that
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I would through the IRS dude at the croc. theb turn on my charm and clam the angry lady down, then take her home and release any tensions and angers she may have by giving her a back massage, some wine and sweet love........
In on move I would poison a croc, get rid if an IRS guy and get laid......life is good |
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fake the right ..trip the Irs dude when the croc eats them both......make a nice pair of boots and go for a
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I would lure the alligator towards the women. heartless! |
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Feed the IRS dude to the croc, throw the croc at the angry woman, to be dealt with, and stroll out the alley whistling... I KNEW a WOMAN would get it right !!! |
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well, the angry woman is not mad at me, and i have a good ear, and gentle manner so we would get along, for she might be worried about the croc and i'd find something in the alley to fend off the croc, such as a long drainspout, and the IRS guy would stand behind me, and forget the taxes lest i feed him to the croc if he argues......did i cover everything?
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or i could just put on my pads and say to hell with it all and act like they just tried to smack my momma
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Id jump over the crocs head...cause the gal already has my nuts and the IRS agent is on my ass.
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