Has anyone ever had a single fortune cookie fortune come true, or even come a little close? Not me, especially if you play the game of adding "between the sheets" or "in bed" to the end of it. Like I have a chance of my fortune from lunch coming true. It reads: "When the moment comes, take the top one" (between the sheets). So does that mean when the time is right I get the girl who likes to be on top ? I can't even get the girl who likes to breathe once in a while . Any of you beautiful JSH/M2 (whatever this joint is called for now) women care to make a liar of me and prove fortune cookies are for real? All applications will be accepted...

Nope. All my Fortune Cookies have been shown themselves to be complete and total bull-honkey. That goes especially for the ones saying, "you will meet your one true love".

Before I eat chinese food, I eat a Fortune cookie, I want to make sure I am not going to choke

Almost happened. We had chinesse together and I showed her mine and said it would be great.But she wasn't in the mood

<-- has opened 2 blanks and 3 empties ...but am still kicking. I no longer believe in cookie power.

all of my fortune cookies just have numbers on them

Wait until you get a Chinese fortune cookie written in Spanish...I got one like that....so not sure if it came true or not...

Hey, who stole No1s fortunes? They could have been the pivotal point in her life!