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Hhhhhh wonder if he's related to the Mattress Humper??
Police say a man in Bellevue, Ohio was caught on tape having sex with a picnic table. Bellevue Police Captain says ****** 40, was seen on four occasions between the hours of 10:30 a.m. and noon having sex with his picnic table. 
What makes this a felony, the Police Captain says, is that it took place in close proximity to a school, which made it likely that children could have seen *****. The neighbor -- who wishes to remain anonymous -- saw **** walk out onto his deck, stand a round metal table on its side and use the hole in the umbrella to have sex. The most recent instance took place March 14, we're told. A neighbor videotaped *****. "The first video we had, he was completely nude. He would use the hole from the umbrella and have sex with the table," the Police Captain says. Police say ***** admitted to the crimes -- four charges of public indecency. Usually these sorts of things are misdemeanors, but in this case, they are felonies. The ***** family did not want to talk with us, but neighbors did. Some are not happy ***** was released on his own recognizance. "He shouldn't be allowed just for the fact that he could do that again -- and nude that close to a school. That should be zero tolerance," says ********, a neighbor. ***** is married with three school-aged children. Neighbors tell us they're now worried about the kids. This case has police in this small town shaking their heads. "Once you think you've seen it all, something else comes around," ****** says. |
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Edited by
lilith401
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Wed 06/11/08 03:16 PM
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Ohhh Lookin', What a gem story you found here. This is rock on awesome for a Wednesday.....
You find all the good stuff I swear...
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everything happens in Ohio....
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I **** your name out ETrain...sssshhhhh
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I **** your name out ETrain...sssshhhhh hey...I was lonely 
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Ohhh Lookin', What a gem story you found here. This is rock on awesome for a Wednesday.....
You find all the good stuff I swear...
Yep, The Heart of Ohio...we have it all!!! 
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eeeeeeeeewwwwwwww.........now I don't wanna eat at anybody's house.......they could be using their table for funky things too!!!
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everything happens in Ohio.... |
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go Bucks......
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Will wonders never cease!!!???? Where do people come up with this crap????
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Will wonders never cease!!!???? Where do people come up with this crap????
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Edited by
iwsteel
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Wed 06/11/08 03:20 PM
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Ohhh Lookin', What a gem story you found here. This is rock on awesome for a Wednesday.....
You find all the good stuff I swear...
Yep, The Heart of Ohio...we have it all!!!
ya mean the knothole dont ya? instead of heart.lol....jk |
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Will wonders never cease!!!???? Where do people come up with this crap????
Hi, Michael!!!!!!!! 
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so does that make his screename KnotHolyRthanThou
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Is there any furniture safe from these guys? Gee whiz!
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Is there any furniture safe from these guys? Gee whiz! It appears not.... maybe it will be a major motion picture, or at least an MTV show.... Horndog Humpers Hog Wild! 
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eeeeeeeeewwwwwwww.........now I don't wanna eat at anybody's house.......they could be using their table for funky things too!!! Eileen, I always take the tablecloth off first...else it gets too slippery. No worries!!
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