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| Topic: A Picnic Table Humper ... No Way! | |
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go Bucks...... Yep, that's Ohio... Bucks and dumf**** 
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eeeeeeeeewwwwwwww.........now I don't wanna eat at anybody's house.......they could be using their table for funky things too!!! Eileen, I always take the tablecloth off first...else it gets too slippery. No worries!! 
Even still Kris, mind if I bring my own table cloth, placemats...?
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I can't help but laugh.... I had JT find the mattress humper thread and I checked it out again, then this....
All in one day.
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eeeeeeeeewwwwwwww.........now I don't wanna eat at anybody's house.......they could be using their table for funky things too!!! Eileen, I always take the tablecloth off first...else it gets too slippery. No worries!!
Even still Kris, mind if I bring my own table cloth, placemats...?
Hey long as you bring the cheesecake I'm happy!!! 
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I can't help but laugh.... I had JT find the mattress humper thread and I checked it out again, then this.... All in one day.
I just don't get it, Lilith...where have these men been all our lives????? |
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"Mom, Dad's Humping the picnic Table again"
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Sigh..... I don't know dear. The good ones seem to slip away.... or go to jail... or have warrants.
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whats this about
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Sigh..... I don't know dear. The good ones seem to slip away.... or go to jail... or have warrants.
But, but, but I jist don't get it...where have we gone wrong??? We're perfectly desirable women and they are choosing mattresses and picnic tables over us?? We gotta work on our profiles or something. |
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Maybe we jist need to change our pics to furniture.
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Oh I want to be a coffee table,...low, flat, smooth, right in front of the TV...that ought to have them swarming!! |
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Edited by
lilith401
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Wed 06/11/08 04:40 PM
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I'm going to choose a recliner, the kind with a cooler in one side and a remote caddy in the other.
We can be a matching set. 
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...a threesome!!
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Hhhhhh wonder if he's related to the Mattress Humper?? Police say a man in Bellevue, Ohio was caught on tape having sex with a picnic table. Bellevue Police Captain says ****** 40, was seen on four occasions between the hours of 10:30 a.m. and noon having sex with his picnic table.
What makes this a felony, the Police Captain says, is that it took place in close proximity to a school, which made it likely that children could have seen *****. The neighbor -- who wishes to remain anonymous -- saw **** walk out onto his deck, stand a round metal table on its side and use the hole in the umbrella to have sex. The most recent instance took place March 14, we're told. A neighbor videotaped *****. "The first video we had, he was completely nude. He would use the hole from the umbrella and have sex with the table," the Police Captain says. Police say ***** admitted to the crimes -- four charges of public indecency. Usually these sorts of things are misdemeanors, but in this case, they are felonies. The ***** family did not want to talk with us, but neighbors did. Some are not happy ***** was released on his own recognizance. "He shouldn't be allowed just for the fact that he could do that again -- and nude that close to a school. That should be zero tolerance," says ********, a neighbor. ***** is married with three school-aged children. Neighbors tell us they're now worried about the kids. This case has police in this small town shaking their heads. "Once you think you've seen it all, something else comes around," ****** says. Did he pick up splinters?
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I can't help but laugh.... I had JT find the mattress humper thread and I checked it out again, then this.... All in one day.
I just don't get it, Lilith...where have these men been all our lives?????
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Sigh..... I don't know dear. The good ones seem to slip away.... or go to jail... or have warrants.
But, but, but I jist don't get it...where have we gone wrong??? We're perfectly desirable women and they are choosing mattresses and picnic tables over us?? We gotta work on our profiles or something. 
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