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My kids' hamster got loose this morning.
*oops, sorry - thought this was the 'say something random thread'  *
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That was a special 'welcome back lily & hiker' post ... hope you felt the love, ladies!
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so, you have been released from jsh jail? how was it in there? Was there a lady named Big Bertha in there? Do she try to do naughty things to you? Did they feed you well? Did it smell? How many roomies did you have? Did they put you in solitary confinement? Did you lose weight like Martha Stewert did when she did hard time? What was it like? How big was the cell? Did it have bars like in the old western movies? Huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh? I won't tell you about the beatings....  Yes me and Bertha have decided to stay friends. The food was horrible, I lost alot of weight. I roomed with 3 other women... we had pillow fights every night.....oops this will get put in sex and dating if I'm not careful huh? 
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My head hurts soooo bad
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so, you have been released from jsh jail? how was it in there? Was there a lady named Big Bertha in there? Do she try to do naughty things to you? Did they feed you well? Did it smell? How many roomies did you have? Did they put you in solitary confinement? Did you lose weight like Martha Stewert did when she did hard time? What was it like? How big was the cell? Did it have bars like in the old western movies? Huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh? I won't tell you about the beatings.... Yes me and Bertha have decided to stay friends. The food was horrible, I lost alot of weight. I roomed with 3 other women... we had pillow fights every night.....oops this will get put in sex and dating if I'm not careful huh?
I visited her while she was there but the guards quickly escorted me out. |
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so, you have been released from jsh jail? how was it in there? Was there a lady named Big Bertha in there? Do she try to do naughty things to you? Did they feed you well? Did it smell? How many roomies did you have? Did they put you in solitary confinement? Did you lose weight like Martha Stewert did when she did hard time? What was it like? How big was the cell? Did it have bars like in the old western movies? Huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh? I won't tell you about the beatings.... Yes me and Bertha have decided to stay friends. The food was horrible, I lost alot of weight. I roomed with 3 other women... we had pillow fights every night.....oops this will get put in sex and dating if I'm not careful huh?
I visited her while she was there but the guards quickly escorted me out. That's because you squished your MOOB against the plexiglass and they don't like that....
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so, you have been released from jsh jail? how was it in there? Was there a lady named Big Bertha in there? Do she try to do naughty things to you? Did they feed you well? Did it smell? How many roomies did you have? Did they put you in solitary confinement? Did you lose weight like Martha Stewert did when she did hard time? What was it like? How big was the cell? Did it have bars like in the old western movies? Huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh? I won't tell you about the beatings.... Yes me and Bertha have decided to stay friends. The food was horrible, I lost alot of weight. I roomed with 3 other women... we had pillow fights every night.....oops this will get put in sex and dating if I'm not careful huh?
I visited her while she was there but the guards quickly escorted me out. That's because you squished your MOOB against the plexiglass and they don't like that....
it wasn't about them I did that for you honey
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it wasn't about them I did that for you honey
I know sugar I know.... Nothing like hairy man boobs against some plexiglass... Soooooo hot. |
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it wasn't about them I did that for you honey
I know sugar I know.... Nothing like hairy man boobs against some plexiglass... Soooooo hot.
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What, no phones in jail?
WTF?? 
After all I do for you. Making it Lily-Palooza and all.
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What, no phones in jail? WTF??
After all I do for you. Making it Lily-Palooza and all.
You didn't get all the heavy breathing calls??? who's number did I call then?? ooops. |
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What, no phones in jail? WTF??
After all I do for you. Making it Lily-Palooza and all.
You didn't get all the heavy breathing calls??? who's number did I call then?? ooops.  no complaints here
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What, no phones in jail? WTF??
After all I do for you. Making it Lily-Palooza and all.
You didn't get all the heavy breathing calls??? who's number did I call then?? ooops. Oh I forgot to tell you....thanks for the call 
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What, no phones in jail? WTF??
After all I do for you. Making it Lily-Palooza and all.
You didn't get all the heavy breathing calls??? who's number did I call then?? ooops. Oh I forgot to tell you....thanks for the call
At least someone appreciated it...
Myrtle Beach dude...Myrtle Beach dude...oh myrtle beach dude.... doesn't really roll off the tongue like you'd think huh?? |
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I'm laid back and like to have fun doing fun things. |
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What is love! Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more! Yeah-ah!!
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I'm laid back and like to have fun doing fun things. You are responsable me and several others new catch phrase ""Holy moly quoters"
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Howdy there Lily, looks like you got some folks to chat with you, so you must not be bored anymore.... I'm late for everything.
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You are responsable me and several others new catch phrase ""Holy moly quoters"
I have used it before.... glad you like it. Now, MBD.... the secret is to say it in a Scooby Doo sort of way when you type it and read it.... better effect.
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