While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old, a Texas rancher,
whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor
struck up a conversation with the old man.
Eventually the topic got around to Obama and his bid to be our
President. The old rancher said, "Well, ya know, Obama is a 'post
turtle'." Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him
what a 'post turtle' was. The old rancher said, "When you're driving
down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle
balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle'. "The old rancher saw a
puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain. "You
know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there,
he doesn't know what to do while he is up there, and you just wonder
what kind of a dumb ass put him up there in the first place!."'

How smart is the Texas rancher when he got his hand caught it a gate?

'Smooth move, Ex-Lax!'

Is this a turtle joke thread

It's more of a bash Obama thread.

If it would have been that I would have called him Nobama

I guess it's just how I perceived it.