A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she had selected the
following items: A half-gallon of 2% milk, A half carton of eggs, A
quart of orange juice, A small head of romaine lettuce, A 2-pound can of
coffee, And a 1-pound package of bacon. As she was unloading her items
on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched
as she placed the items in front of the cashier.
While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated,
"You must be single."
The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued
by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at
her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her
selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status.
Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know what,
you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"
The drunk replied, "'Cause you're ugly."

ouch..

That coming from the guy with beer goggles on. ouch

The truth ,,is to just laugh and say you did it to,,lol