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Topic: say something nice ...
TwoTallOne Joined Thu 01/04/07 Posts: 16854	Wed 02/21/07 06:34 AM
A woman stands nude in front of the bedroom mirror and says to her husband... " I look terrible, I feel fat and ugly. Pay me a compliment ??" the husband replies .... " your eyesight is fu**ing PERFECT " he will begin to accept visitors at the hosipital Friday.

Greyhound Joined Fri 08/11/06 Posts: 20290	Wed 02/21/07 06:37 AM


izzynavi Joined Sat 11/11/06 Posts: 840	Wed 02/21/07 06:49 AM
Should have paid her to go out and buy herself a compliment or two. Good one.

TxsGal3333 Joined Tue 09/05/06 Posts: 76471	Wed 02/21/07 06:55 AM
good one

herewego Joined Wed 10/11/06 Posts: 10755	Wed 02/21/07 03:57 PM
soo funny

LAMom Joined Tue 12/12/06 Posts: 26866	Wed 02/21/07 05:49 PM


GolfBear Joined Tue 12/26/06 Posts: 1194	Wed 02/21/07 06:36 PM
Poor guy J/K

Queenbee Joined Sat 01/13/07 Posts: 1746	Wed 02/21/07 07:37 PM
Now that was funny! Got any more jokes?

venusrose Joined Fri 09/15/06 Posts: 575	Thu 02/22/07 08:09 AM
Ouch!

TwoTallOne Joined Thu 01/04/07 Posts: 16854	Thu 02/22/07 01:25 PM
thx Queen ... try to post one a day ... LOL

darling57 Joined Tue 01/09/07 Posts: 29	Sun 02/25/07 12:40 PM
good one, looks like we need to be careful with our compliments huh?

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